Gweb 🏳️‍⚧️

they need to invent a new skill that im super good at and I don't have to practice at all im just so good at it already and they pay me and are soo amazed by how good i am at it

buttplug on one end, pizza cutter on the other. im about to become the topic of conversation

i may yet see the day where mimes paint their faces like soyjaks and do high theater and i pray that day is my last

im building up immunity for my future divorce by breaking up with online friends. it hurts but they will understand one day.

when that paper finally comes my breath will be as calm as the east wind and my training will be complete

if I was on that hill I would have gotten that boulder up there. sisyphus is a coward and im built different

I would have it up there so fast fox would run a 45 minute segment every week about the unfairness of trans women in women's boulder punishments

they gotta make a waffle house themed rage room

transphobes have 3 jokes and every single one is as original as "what if when mario eats mushroom he gets high haha"

all this ai brainrot and slop has me in a new perspective on the "father i cannot click the book"

in line at the supermarket groaning "my mana.... I must restore my manaaa...." as i point to the lucky strikes behind the cashier

shitting your pants as an adult is your human nature showing through in our modern lives

in my book, The Id in Shidding, i will

an assisted death center that just ends with a spooky trapdoor opening with evil cackling and green lighting effects

more ai assistants need to start calling their clients worthless dregs to really bring back that retail experience