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@jakeychainz.bsky.social

Jew for a free Palestine, hardcover book hater, my grandfather was Hans Zimmer's doctor

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HBD HG!

05.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Checking out the reviews for Abel Ferrara's new memoir

03.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ignoring the opinion of anyone who unironically uses the term "middlebrow"

31.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It actually made him stronger and now he can jump higher than before

29.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars

29.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People getting genuinely upset about how others piss when we could be focusing on the fact of the pissing itself, which points to our shared humanity

29.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just started reading him this week after like 15 years of "I really need to read that guy's stuff," and then my friend brought him up unprompted the other day. There's something in the air...

28.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am a picking eater, and man, my taste bubs went off the roof.

02.12.2024 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3607    πŸ” 439    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 33

JF did you see that he's in a new movie? Just came out recently

09.10.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This show is streamslop" I don't even care if you're right. Go find a cool pinecone or something, anything else

04.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The word "slop" truly turned into the thing it intended to mock huh. At this point if someone uses it I instinctually do the jerkoff motion

04.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will lay my life on the line for Sensei Sergio

02.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.09.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Harry Nilsson soundtrack for this goes so hard

29.09.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nasty!! Not cool

23.09.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Daddy Moke.

19.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cover art shoulda been a lemon instead cause that thing's busted!!

19.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh also one of the math teachers constantly talked about being a republican and called students who disagreed with him "flaming libs" (though as far as I know he never got arrested for anything)

16.09.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

History teacher at my high school framed his support of same-sex marriage as "I don't care if two guys wanna be fudge packers." He later got arrested for molesting students and worked at Abu Ghraib while in the military but he claimed it was "not in the part where they did the torture."

16.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never not thinking about that soundtrack/movie πŸ”₯🌴

12.09.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then why does it say you are

05.09.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who takes pictures of strangers minding their own business to post online an mock them deserves to get dropped in that big vat of molten steel from the end of Terminator 2

04.09.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With the utmost respect:

01.09.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're trying to say Bill was a bad actor, you gotta get your damn eyes and ears checked!!

31.08.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not much what's Stefan Hunt with you

25.08.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try not to be a "we used to be a proper country" guy, but I watched the Todd Haynes Velvet Underground doc and at one point Jonas Mekas said 42nd Street had 15-20 theaters, and all the Factory people would go there every day and see a movie, and I was just like "Man....."

25.08.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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