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One fun thing about being soberish is that you no longer have an excuse for your behavior so every ten minutes you keep having to be like β€˜sorry, I’m just a bad person’

16.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 585    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Right like it's not even a gender, it's like, a whole lifestyle

15.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way

13.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1613    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 10

It's nice for Europe to see one of our best people for once

13.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 568    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Quick question, is there an autoerotic asphyxiation card that I can use in reference to the hanged man. Workshopping something here and never played MTG

13.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Multiday fevers are absolutely brutal. Was above 103+ for over two days and felt like death itself. Well wishes

13.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

initial d is the most important study of straight male heterosexuality of all time. it is the only text you need

11.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9

I agree about it paving the way to fascism. I'm a believer in the ratchet effect.

We'll have to agree to disagree on the rest though.

10.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't be democrats if they didn't START negotiations with "only 50% of bad thing" now would they?

10.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He wrote blackbird. Blackbird.

10.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kermit face

Kermit face

Sometimes it feels like a large scale gaslighting of autistic people when we recognize patterns and point out that a bad pattern is going to continue to happen and have bad effects and neurotypical people response with something like β€œthat’s just the way things are” and we’re all just like

06.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 9

For additional context, he's saying this shit in his mid 50s

05.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

04.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12567    πŸ” 1149    πŸ’¬ 433    πŸ“Œ 85

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

04.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 19302    πŸ” 2951    πŸ’¬ 295    πŸ“Œ 131
Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should"
Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"

Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should" Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"

maintenance mode

04.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9093    πŸ” 2058    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 26

this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children

04.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5627    πŸ” 1038    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 31
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they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

29.01.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3943    πŸ” 512    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 66

Chuck Schumer wants to compromise with this.

28.01.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The reputational harm the Nazis caused for amphetamines...

28.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughts on henleys with a 'lil male cleavage? Trying to gather opinions from man enjoyers

28.01.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They probably should have explicitly told players you can control what attack you do with the left stick.

Playing 7r2 is making me wonder if this was the style they were shooting for with vesus13.

28.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always funny when palantir employees discover that they work at palantir

26.01.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5165    πŸ” 990    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 17
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Don’t Let Them Tell You That Was Self-Defense Pretti was a licensed, law-abiding gun owner, registered nurse, and worked at a veteran's hospital.

We are now witnessingβ€”some of us in incredulous horrorβ€”what happens when a society confuses authority with innocence and violence with virtue. We have built legal doctrines that reward escalation. We have granted weapons to institutions without demanding restraint.

26.01.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5935    πŸ” 1745    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 49

I think one of the most frustrating things for many neurodivergent people is that we cannot understand why people don’t give a fuck about things that could make the world a better and kinder place - that’s what happens when your emotional circuitry doesn’t work β€œeffectively”

26.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1698    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 19

younger people have fallen out of love with harry potter because they have anime now. all other political analysis is secondary to this fact

26.01.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1379    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 15

one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces

26.01.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3785    πŸ” 786    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 56

Normalized make-up for men.
Discontinued penny.

23.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

btw i've watched this video and it's literally insane how long this guy's cop coworkers leave his dick out of his pants for. i was appalled

23.01.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1279    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 1

"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.

22.01.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7950    πŸ” 1952    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 105

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