Tyrannosaurus Bex

Lol.

Otter peets!

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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I wonder if they'll have an exhibit about it

lmfao

New twice-a-day Hyastrancion. Do not take Hyastrancion if you are or ever have been. In lab tests, Hyastrancion uttered the name of God. Ask your doctor for 20 bucks.

Sweet Monty.

48-Year-Old Man Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds

48-Year-Old Man Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds
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Majestic

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing the items on the shelf as yet other example of the “woke nonsense” abetting the feminization of American men, local conservative Nick Schwab, 54, told reporters Wednesday he was outraged by the availability of tampons and other period products in men’s grocery stores. “This is fucking unbelievable—what if I’d had my son with […]

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

A bit much for what?

You know what to do; that's why you asked. Sweet boy is tired.

This looks exactly like Twitter, except the only bird is the one I'm flipping at Zuckerberg and Tangerine Mussolini.