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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

13.11.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24572    ๐Ÿ” 6426    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 463    ๐Ÿ“Œ 189

pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret

13.11.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8042    ๐Ÿ” 1880    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 121    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

Our country is being lead by a pack of aggressively stupid and incompetent people who are CONVINCED they are smart and brilliant.

Dunning-Kruger on steroids.

And they're surrounded by aggressively craven people who should know better but instead spend all their time covering for the incompetence.

02.10.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leftists: "I've been throwing punch after punch at every establishment Democratic politician I can find. Why isn't Trump begging for mercy yet?" ๐Ÿ˜—

11.11.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Not to worry, Iโ€™m sure trump will promise coal miners tariff money.

12.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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New study reveals that solar panels are preventing premature deaths across the US: 'Their broader societal benefits are underexplored' "These are benefits that extend well beyond electricity prices."

Debate over imported solar panels just got awkward. A new study finds these imports already saved nearly 600 American lives by slashing massive amounts of air pollution. While policymakers argue about trade, the panels have just been quietly cleaning our air and preventing premature deaths.

12.11.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 359    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

EPSTEIN

13.11.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

11.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21098    ๐Ÿ” 6311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1263    ๐Ÿ“Œ 505
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Q: So Dr Oz said that--

JEFFRIES: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr Oz seriously.

10.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12895    ๐Ÿ” 2281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 431    ๐Ÿ“Œ 157

BREAKING: Scrooge McDuck is requesting government support to help guarantee his money pit is sufficiently deep for him to dive into and swim laps.

06.11.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 702    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Special Conversation with Hillary Clinton, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Heather Cox Richardson Support Onward Together and Latino Victory Project on November 18

Due to an overwhelming response, we're making virtual passes available for "History Has Its Eyes On Us" on November 18.

Join me, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and @hcrichardson.bsky.social for a conversation about the history we're living through and how we can all shape our country's future. bit.ly/OT-LV

06.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1566    ๐Ÿ” 409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Going to wish you all goodnight, leaving you tonight with Sherlock who's doing well in his forever home, but is now known as Pebbles ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Stay safe everyone and let's meet up tomorrow ๐Ÿ’•

05.11.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#bluewave2026

05.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 546    ๐Ÿ” 247    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Mike Johnson's lies keep getting lost in the facts The shutdown is exposing the speaker's slimy disingenuousness.

"The Republican Party has created an entirely avoidable mess for itself. By taking a resolute stand in favor of making healthcare unobtainable for many Americans, and now threatening to starve children to achieve that perverse goal, they have made performative cruelty their political calling card."

04.11.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4900    ๐Ÿ” 1492    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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WHICH WAY IS THE OVAL OFFICE?

05.11.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 634    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

If the Rapture only happened to people who believe it is a real thing, this would be a much more pleasant and sane country to live in.

23.09.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10158    ๐Ÿ” 1438    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 470    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108
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surprise to all Fascists/MAGA Trump already has your rapture place ready. You going down not up.

22.09.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't forget to install one of these, or you could get left behind!

22.09.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Should I drag my garbage cans out tonight, or will the rapture handle waste management?

22.09.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1133    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

The Rapture this The Rapture that, maybe yโ€™all should get enraptured in a book (not that one a different one)

21.09.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 515    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I wish the rapture would happen but just to people who believe in the rapture

21.09.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2020    ๐Ÿ” 263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

08.09.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54286    ๐Ÿ” 9427    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 972    ๐Ÿ“Œ 545

Ashli Babbitt died attacking her own country.

28.08.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 430    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

If you think about it, it's actually surprising that it took six whole months before putting a vaccine-denying, roadkill-eating, ex-junkie carnivorous dead brainworm host and loonytunes conspiracy nut in charge of the CDC destroyed the CDC.

28.08.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1732    ๐Ÿ” 408    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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RFK Jr. Sends CDC Spiraling, Leading to Wave of Resignations The director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has been pressured to support vaccine policy changes, and several leaders have resigned

A former CDC staffer adds: โ€œThis is the work of a death cult.โ€

28.08.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5826    ๐Ÿ” 2095    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 168

Itโ€™s almost as if appointing an anti-vax lunatic with zero qualifications to oversee Americaโ€™s health was a numbskull idea and everybody with a functioning brain knew it.

27.08.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8067    ๐Ÿ” 1607    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 230    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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๐Ÿšจ Arizona Free Enterprise Club v. Fontes Appealed Learn more.

๐ŸšจBREAKING: Arizona Court of Appeals REJECTS right wing challenge to Arizona's signature matching process. Another VICTORY for my law firm's clients and the voters of Arizona. www.democracydocket.com/cases/arizon...

28.08.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23038    ๐Ÿ” 5094    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 579    ๐Ÿ“Œ 210

Here is how the media should be reporting this morning's news.

As part of a growing pattern of political retribution, Donald Trump's FBI has raided the home of a prominent administration critic. In this instance it happens to be John Bolton. The pretense is largely irrelevant.

22.08.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6318    ๐Ÿ” 2301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 200    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84

fuck all these fucking fucks for making me side with John Bolton, for fuck's sake

22.08.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1303    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I love that we have a press that's like "John Bolton in classified documents case" instead of "John Bolton, obviously being targeted by the administration for bullshit, as is happening across multiple branches of the regime"

22.08.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4660    ๐Ÿ” 1073    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 135    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

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