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I find myself not at all questioning the fact that you made sure to do this on camera. That was the right call. The people need to know!

09.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In fact, we have been living through it.

09.10.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outstanding! I felt a little bit of secondhand affirmation just reading that.

08.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There aren't really any happy ones.

08.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, 2020 is a big part of why there are so many reaction channels.

06.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm no psychologist, but I think 1: They won't say it to their face because they love them, but sometimes they need to vent, and 2: They're living the "default" lifestyle in our society and thus haven't been forced into the kind of introspection that might lead to healthier long-term life choices.

06.10.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no escaping the terrible gravity of reaction channels. By my calculations, someone starts a new one roughly every 0.0001 seconds.

06.10.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume the only secure job left for a live human in these companies is being the one who knows how to make the AI, until it learns how to make itself.

03.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can keep them with all your Google - DON'T BE EVIL t-shirts.

02.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the point where you've poured yourself into a creative project for months or years, you are the last person on the planet who will notice any mistakes. You've internalized too much of it. You can't see it objectively any more. Anyone who would blame you for a typo at that point hasn't been there.

30.09.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My personal Win11 machine behaves fine. I'm also in IT, but I don't dream of ever having full knowledge of all the chicanery going on under the hood with our managed computers.

29.09.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have that problem on my work machine, but "Update and shut down" is a lie.

29.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to say something quippy about Max Headroom being a documentary now, but that's a little too true to be funny.

29.09.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm only into nonfiction MTG sets, like Assassin's Creed.

26.09.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Space Goose Coast to Coast

25.09.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One random thing every single time, no exceptions. Of course, I'm approaching the age where I sometimes get a second, bonus forget.

Some noteworthy examples: charging cables, earbuds, belt, the only pillow that doesn't make my neck hurt, and literally any clean underwear at all.

25.09.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have long been convinced that our world would be far less confusing if companies didn't feel the constant need to keep their graphic designers busy.

25.09.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having written an entire bestiary for an RPG, it's definitely a joy to dream up unexpected ways to screw the players. Also, somewhere between elementals and elves, you have to spend like half a day being obsessed with elk.

24.09.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've only been ruptured. I think I'm in the wrong line.

23.09.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just be sure to also post pictures of your completed edifice of feline ascension.

21.09.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Put these cosmetics in the battle pass. I would rock that on my sorc.

18.09.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I applaud the alien's newfound independence and can't wait to donate to its Kickstarter.

18.09.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A truly iconic strip.

17.09.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fleem on!

17.09.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I vant you to keel seex snow moose.

16.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Someone will have made this into a real game within a week.

12.09.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a handsome boy!

11.09.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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