Ryan Ritter

This marks something like the sixth straight year where I go into my Spotify Wrapped thinking “you know, I’m gonna share my results online this time around!”, then I actually open it and go “ehh, never mind”

“Pizza pizza!” Like, don’t you speak Latin?

I’ve never really sat down and thought about it before, but…does anyone know why tf the Little Caesars mascot, who by all indication is supposed to be an ancient Roman, speaks like a caveman?

Like all Star Wars fans, I have my pedantic notes/quibbles about this, but this ranking passes the vibe check imo

Genuinely incredible how immediately this thing hits a wall.

God when the Kings refuse to tank:

Vaxxed?

Pete Davidson funniest thing ever etc etc

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Luka-trade ass move, lol

lmfao

checking out some YouTube shorts

Someone brought a baby to our screening of FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES. Interesting choice!

A character I truly feel like I’m dreaming into existence half the time

Been working through the Bond filmography this summer. Reached MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN tonight and my jaw literally dropped at the return of J.W. Pepper.

Old tv eps would be v. cool!

“Taylor, in your song Mastermind, you refer to dominoes cascading in a line. What’s your take on the Dominos Pizza Tracker?”

“I heard the new single Wiges, it’s gud!”

currently searching the multiverse to live in the world where Taylor Swift is announcing her next album on an episode of doughboys

E.T. and the Light in the Darkness: Spielberg Summer 2 Continues! — Crittical Analysis Today, our look through the Spielberg works of the 80s continues with E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, a movie that I watched often as a kid, but always held at a little bit of a distance. Maybe it’s beca...

My series on the 80s works of Steven Spielberg continues with this piece on 1982’s E.T THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, a movie that kinda bummed me out as a kid, but now find admirable as an adult for the same reasons.

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One of the best moments in the entire medium

Probably revealing too much about myself on this one, but the fact that the last two minutes of “The Subway” gives me chills is probably the biggest proof that I’ll never fully exorcise my theater kid upbringing, no matter how fast or long I run

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

RAIDERS and The Lost Art of Action and Humility: Spielberg Summers Return! — Crittical Analysis This week, Spielberg Summer returns with a weekly walk-through of the Spielberg films of the 80’s. We start off with perhaps his biggest and most popular movie ever, the initial Indiana Jones adventu...

Kicking off another round of Spielberg write-ups on the blog! For the rest of summer, I’m working my way through his 80s filmography, starting with his timeless masterpiece RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! Read it here!

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I feel like if you still have a genuine opinion about that fucking Sydney Sweeney ad at this point, you’re a mark

I find the HAN SOLO’S REVENGE cover so funny for some reason lmfao

Happy new Chappell Roan music video day for those who celebrate

When I saw that Louis Armstrong sang this song in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE I thought to myself “I bet he’s gonna pronounce it ‘woild’” and you know what? He didn’t let me down.

This week on the pod, we dig into the original Superman big screen reboot. It’s Bryan Singer’s SUPERMAN RETURNS! Link below.

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