@therealritter.bsky.social
just havin’ a good time. Please keep sending me pictures of garfield. I blog (mostly) about movies for fun: https://www.crittical-analysis.com
The people hate the Dunkin commercial, all my homies hate the Dunkin commercial
09.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ironically, all the famous Super Bowl commercials star no celebs at all!
09.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I genuinely am jealous of those who find Super Bowl commercials funny. Life seems easier for those folks.
08.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0One of the most cathartic ending moments in all of film
07.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0From what I understand, Hitler’s stock plummeted after doing some pre-draft interviews
14.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That’s right
03.01.2026 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Old fashioneds are the GOAT cocktail
01.01.2026 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You come into MY house, you fibroMYalgia…
31.12.2025 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Infuriated at the idea of an “abridged version” of ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE. Why not just upload a “2X speed version” while you’re at it?
23.12.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing!
11.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Free “Jay Kelly” Merchandise
11.12.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This marks something like the sixth straight year where I go into my Spotify Wrapped thinking “you know, I’m gonna share my results online this time around!”, then I actually open it and go “ehh, never mind”
03.12.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Pizza pizza!” Like, don’t you speak Latin?
25.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve never really sat down and thought about it before, but…does anyone know why tf the Little Caesars mascot, who by all indication is supposed to be an ancient Roman, speaks like a caveman?
25.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like all Star Wars fans, I have my pedantic notes/quibbles about this, but this ranking passes the vibe check imo
24.11.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Genuinely incredible how immediately this thing hits a wall.
17.11.2025 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God when the Kings refuse to tank:
23.10.2025 20:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vaxxed?
07.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pete Davidson funniest thing ever etc etc
29.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
21.09.2025 01:52 — 👍 2873 🔁 469 💬 52 📌 37Luka-trade ass move, lol
16.09.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lmfao
06.09.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
checking out some YouTube shorts
23.08.2025 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone brought a baby to our screening of FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES. Interesting choice!
19.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A character I truly feel like I’m dreaming into existence half the time
18.08.2025 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been working through the Bond filmography this summer. Reached MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN tonight and my jaw literally dropped at the return of J.W. Pepper.
18.08.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Old tv eps would be v. cool!
12.08.2025 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Taylor, in your song Mastermind, you refer to dominoes cascading in a line. What’s your take on the Dominos Pizza Tracker?”
11.08.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I heard the new single Wiges, it’s gud!”
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