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she/her κ§β’βΉΩππππππ' πππππ πππ πππππππ' ππππΩβΉβ’κ§ BLM || LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights
A good punk name would be Denise Brutality
13.02.2026 18:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'can't make an omelette without fucking a few kids'
- Bondi, probably
Don't be hyperbolic, guys, that's literally the worst thing you can do
11.02.2026 17:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spread your wings! Be free! Go, do the same thing you do every night, Pinky!
06.02.2026 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At this point I'm willing to give Pinky and the Brain a shot
06.02.2026 15:36 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0When do we get to the guillotining of the rich part
04.02.2026 23:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0worried people will think i'm faking my imposter syndrome
02.02.2026 22:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Bon Scott Bad Scott
28.01.2026 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For sale.
Clown shoes.
Never worn.
πΆIt seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies, and sex on the TTC πΆ
if you don't sing at least a little bit in the shower, the intrusive thoughts win
20.01.2026 23:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
RELEASE THE NOOK FILES
20.01.2026 16:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
'give me the peace prize or imma start some wars' isn't the brilliant negotiation tactic he thinks it is
19.01.2026 17:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
oh good point, I thought it was bad for people to get murdered, but I didnβt consider the possibility that their hair could be short
12.01.2026 22:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@shum138.bsky.social
10.01.2026 21:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Amazing how the bootlicking right is okay with a police state as long as the cops hate the same people they do
10.01.2026 21:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Are ya winning, French son?
25.12.2025 19:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You can stop dreaming now Bing, it's white enough out here
24.12.2025 18:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
AI has gone too far
13.12.2025 17:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It can be our birthday AND Christmas present
03.12.2025 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i don't even gaf about the bruises on his hands anymore, just let me know when he dies
03.12.2025 00:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0'everyone chooses to have diarrhea' is such a wild sentence, I absolutely cannot ππ
27.11.2025 17:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gotta start the weekend off with a clean colon, y'know
27.11.2025 17:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We just passed a sign in a small town at the fairgrounds that said 'diarrhea awareness month on now, runs until friday' and my partner doesn't find it nearly as uproarious as I do
27.11.2025 17:30 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Obviously Paul McCartney was great in Wings but Tony Shalhoub was pretty good too
26.11.2025 13:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest event in human history
07.11.2025 22:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When someone says 'hi my name is Niamh' I'm not sure if I should beliamh them
06.11.2025 17:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
SCREAMING
CRYING
THROWING UP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nOD...
skipping a couple glasses of water so i can ask chatgpt what it thinks of me
28.10.2025 22:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smash or pass the patriarchy
06.10.2025 01:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
