James Leech

not ONE train? he lived in Seattle at one point!

@lolalaughs.bsky.social can you please confirm, has @fartsjohnson.bsky.social really never been on a train?

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.'" ― Kurt Vonnegut

I will play guitar, entirely with my voice

Alfie loves me!!!!! Also Lena and Nas

Yeah. I really screwed up

those are clouds, Trevor

An old Canon from 1993 with rubber model kaiju, Godzilla's son, Minila ( I thiiink?) stood next to a compact copier (New Belpia) looking a bit puzzled as Trey hold up a pile of papers.

"Though it's small, it's a monster of a machine. A new invention from Canon." (At least new for 1993)

All together now, aww, Baby Godzilla...

Keir Starmer

and I am tall

because you are short

mostly from trying to keep both of us in her field of view

You haven't wasted your life, ask all the people and dogs who love you

keep talking shit and I'll give you several piercings free of charge

lol, @jamesleech.bsky.social sent me these two replies in less than one minute

we have a beautiful friendship

You’ll get as far as trying to wrap your arms around me and fall asleep against my soft bosom

Not unless I crane my neck down, no

I’m not going to bite you and you are not John Cena

everything but your ears, unfortunately

keep talking shit and I’ll give you several piercings free of charge

You haven’t wasted your life, ask all the people and dogs who love you

I’d charm him like I’ve charmed the rest of your family

I’d gather them in a pile in the garden, and let the dogs watch

I’m gonna pouur councrete on your blu-ray collection

I didn’t sign over my image rights. see u in court

little and often?

stop calling me “the impossible”, i’ll get a big head

I hope u know it is still regularly happening in my dreams, and I never think “ah, that nightmare I always have”. It’s always “ahhh, this is the one thing I didn’t want to happen!!”

please don’t do that

good luck breaking free of earth’s gravity with a few grams of brass on your hands

it’s actually ethically made??? so let’s not leap to judgement