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Reminder that this is a man who worked on 128 episodes of a very popular TV series, and he's got to sell off all of his shit just to afford cancer treatment.

SO, HOW IS THE AVERAGE PERSON SUPPOSED TO?

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

NHL standings as of Tuesday moneypuck.com/standings.htm

Thanks for nothing, guys I honestly don't know what I expected.

On the Cave Caucus, and the 10D chess required to completely and utterly betray the trust of your longsuffering constituents

This is literally establishment dems punishing their own voters for delivering them progressive victories. We need to cull the ranks. The party that refused to endorse Mamdani when he won the primary. They have told us who they are over and over.

After our 7th failed round of IVF, I decided that I didn't want kids. Didn't want to upset my wife so kept my mouth shut and paid another round expecting it to fail. Daughters just turned one and is the absolute love of my life. Thank god I'm a conflict avoider

Imagine not having a place to shower.

Then a truck pulls up and says, you can today. For my birthday, help me raise $5,000 so we can keep bringing free showers and dignity to people in NJ. gofund.me/0b71593db

My Facebook post of @ChiquitaBrands and @Chiquita posting "We've just overthrown the government of Brazil", to which the later replied "We apologize to those who have served a misleading message from a fake Chiquita account. We have not overthrown a government since 1954"

3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.

Ugh

The more we learn about Zohran Mamdani's upbringing, the clearer it becomes that he owes everything to his connected, well-to-do parents.

by A.G. Sulzberger, Andrew Cuomo, Bill Ackman, and Donald Trump, Jr.

There is nothing in the Constitution that guarantees a right to eat food. So it's hard to understand why the Democrat Party thinks the SNAP issue is a political winner.

by Jonathan Turley

The American people elected us to deport violent criminals and gang members. Here’s why we’re spending their tax dollars on blocking new citizens’ ability to vote.

by Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi

A panoramic view of the KeyBank Center's ice rink. The Rivalry Series between Team USA and Team Canada is set to pick up here at 6 p.m.

Hello from KeyBank Center, where I'm posted up for tonight's Rivalry Series matchup in Buffalo, New York!🦬 @blackrosiemedia.com

brent spiner as data sitting outside on steps reading a script in a dodgers hat

gates mcfadden as bev crusher in uniform on the lot riding a unicycle

patrick stewart in a canadian tuxedo sitting next to data in old west gear on an old west set

Marina Sirtis as Troi on the bridge reading Women Who Love Too Much

my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek

@libbyapp.com is such a godsend when it comes to audiobooks! Super glad I dropped other streaming services to use it!

Loved this one!

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Finally found the 'bonus' @annatomix.bsky.social mural today walking back from lunch. Fantastic fox!

How The Clock is Right on The Alarm System Day to all who celebrate.

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Why do young liberals love Zohran Mamdani? We talked to 3 elderly Staten Island conservatives who can’t correctly say his name.

All must suffer.

Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"

It's time once again.

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

Beholder pumpkin jack o lantern

My son made an awesome beholder.

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