Dan

Sometimes I think perfection won’t ever be achieved but also Conan O’Brien wrote Marge vs. the Monorail. So it already happened.

Big day for “hang it in the Louvre” pics. Love it.

A single plum, floating in perfume. Served in a man’s hat.

Burger King Looks Open

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Queen.

The quad system is perfect: Creighton beat UConn bad enough last night that the game transformed from a Q3 to a Q2 loss, and UConn’s prior win at Creighton improved from a Q2 win to a Q1 win. Pretty solid!

Like I posted last night. Losing and dropping to a 2 and avoiding a potential matchup with Houston in Houston

Brilliant planning.

:to the tune of American Woman:

🎶American women🎶

that was an insane hour of olympics right there

33 goals scored. 2 allowed.

That was simply dominant from the US. And I knew Canada would give them everything after the game in the prelims last week.

Don’t worry, pals. Your uncle who played 2 shifts of JV hockey in 1977 is heading to Facebook to tell you that the US women wouldn’t beat a men’s team.

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

Feb 18, 2026: The world is a black pit of despair. Our country is falling apart. I hate everything.

Feb 19, 2026: USA USA USA

Feb 20, 2026: The world is a black pit of despair. Our country is falling apart. I hate everything.

THE USA PLAYED IT LIKE A GOLD MEDALIST 🥇

Congratulations to the 16 PWHL players who will be bringing home the gold with Team USA!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

squidward looking out the window with the american flag pasted on top of him. spongebob & patrick are joyfully running with the south korean and union jack flags pasted on them.

King Charles’ statement about Andrew is confusing. But I see the point he’s trying to make.

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

Losing to drop to a 2 and back to the east rather than potentially playing Houston in Houston.

Chess not checkers.

Either Geno went completely silent the entire half and they got the message, or he put the fear of God into them. Whatever it is - can’t argue with results.

great time for an all time sports tweet

I really need a game where they come down in transition and just go to the hoop. I love how they work as a team. But all season I’ve seen too many extra pass then an extra pass and it’s a turnover.

Interesting strategy early for the UConn women to get blocked at the rim every possession.

I made the move from xfinity in I think 2024. And Verizon for my internet. I was skeptical but it was right move. I was sick of the insane cost I had with xfinity

I’m hoping YouTube tv will give me the multiview option.

I am certain that there has to have a been a time or two where we were in the same place at the same time.

I was crushed. I loved that place.