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Human. Husband. Father. Boston sports. MUFC. Hartford Athletic. USMNT/USWNT. AO. The Simpsons. What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

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CHAOS IN MILWAUKEE

14.10.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
14.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 665    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Jorge Polanco trying to wrap up ALCS MVP in game 2.

13.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` love ya '' written on it . ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` love ya '' written on it .
13.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A. Probably half a dozen times.

B. Twice.

13.10.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
John Smoltz rambling

John Smoltz rambling

"He didn't bury the split. When you throw a splitter to a dumper you need to split the dump, but you see there just wasn't enough split on that dump"

13.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Big Dumper. Holy cow.

13.10.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Outfielders be shoppin'

13.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not a bad way to spend a rainy Sunday night.

13.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First KenPom rankings out.

Alright time to have this consume me for the next 5 months.

13.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has a great vertical leap. You gotta wait a few second to see Nate Land, man.

13.10.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldโ€™ve been MVP of the ALCS in 2008 had the Sox won.

12.10.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys, Drake Maye be good.

12.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know how that was a personal foul on the Boutte TD. he got him in the shoulder. These refs have been brutal.

12.10.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you kidding me?

12.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

13-11 not being one is up there with that 31-2 game last year.

12.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOTHING BEATS A โ€œJETS LOSEโ€ HOLIDAY!

12.10.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so frustrating.

12.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.10.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God Save the King

Nah, thatโ€™s ok.

12.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™›๐™› ๐˜ฝ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™™!

The #USLCup Champs are heading to the USL Championship Playoffs! ๐Ÿ˜ค

12.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Fucking .337?!?

12.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dream crazy.

12.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.10.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s been back and forth. When Sacramento scored right before the half I had a bad feeling they would equalize

12.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a goal.

:whispers: Siaha should probably have been sent off

12.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

90โ€™ | Hartford takes the lead, scored by J.Jimenez Vargas!!! 3-2

#HFDvSAC

12.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This one going 15 innings as well?

12.10.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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