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“wawa got so much better after getting rid of the deli counter”

we know he can be trapped with pizza so we need to get a picas and a coccos pie to him and see what he does.

pa desperately needs to redraw its state districts but it’s probably never gonna happen since the statehouse is somehow cursed to remain 50/50.

and by get i mean replace the ones in my pen drawer which are rock hard

now i kinda want to get some paint markers and give him his medal and crown when he areives

Greg for Gregmerica

As a non-drinker I definitely concur that chili is the best cocktail

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

Black and white cat on the back of a chair that has fallen over backwards

I heard a loud thump and found this:

when i leared how chocoflan works i was astonished its so magical

A picture of Worf from TNG with a canary’s head. There’s a space background.

Canary Worf.

this millet is a warriors meal.

look at stock market. it 50! thousand?¿?

getting his hands into her lettuce

i am in this same boat.

will never forget you icelandic gas station ham and brie sandwich

2028 sorry

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear

yeah and malcom kenyatta is now a dnc vice chair and is pretty outspoken about ice. i hope he crushes the ogre in 2030

Chibi of a PC fem Miqo’te from FFXIV - she’s making a heart with her hands

Happy Valentine’s Day from a very shy catte.

oh he up to some more chronicles?

From the buick to the ford
and the mighty oldsmobile
to the caddy and the chevy
dads are driving in their cars

SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY

millennium long reaction to pikes box

i don’t know what caused the aslothcolpyse but i assume they hotboxed the sloth

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

will you make the editor in chief a cat named henry meowsworth longfellow

hey i get it. my spouse dropped a mug i really liked and i scoured ebay to buy a new one for 3 times as much as it cost when i originally got it at marshalls.

McDonald's app window for redeeming a free cheeseburger with a line break at the r

Cheeseburge
r

btw a few weeks ago i went to a powerpoint party and did my talk on how AI sucks and you shouldn't use it and anyway this is my entire thesis

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

Zelda is the name of the monster