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@curvemudgeon.bsky.social

He/him, soft, spreadable, portion control suggested as large quantities can be unhealthy.

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This is great and I hate being this guy but @projectsaltbox.bsky.social noted this last Friday.

projectsaltbox.substack.com/p/nternal-ic...

20.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1400    πŸ” 576    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 13
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Elon Musk-founded PAC reprimanded by Georgia State Election Board for sending pre-filled absentee ballot applications in 2024 Counties that flagged the issue and were mentioned in the case included Chattooga, Cherokee, Coweta, Floyd and Whitfield.

It turns out there was voter fraud in Georgia but done by Elon Musk’s political operation, not individual voters. Links:

www.11alive.com/article/news...

newrepublic.com/post/206857/...

20.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2514    πŸ” 992    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 55
A  screen capture showing the current value of the Dow Jones at 49,365.91

A screen capture showing the current value of the Dow Jones at 49,365.91

I would like to announce we can once again have the necessary discussion about elected officials covering up for, or engaging in, the sexual abuse of children. The Dow is no longer above 50,000.

19.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, shoutout to Carr for making Talarico a national figure.

17.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1712    πŸ” 360    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 5

Lol they gave you the Oprah soft-focus treatment. Maybe this means you'll be a book club pick!

03.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œUnconscionable,” Jon thought as he found an email address online for the lead prosecutor, Joseph Dernbach, who was named in the story. Peering through metal-rimmed glasses, Jon opened Gmail on his computer monitor.

β€œMr. Dernbach, don’t play Russian roulette with H’s life,” he wrote. β€œErr on the side of caution. There’s a reason the US government along with many other governments don’t recognise the Taliban. Apply principles of common sense and decency.”

That was it. In five minutes, Jon said, he finished the note, signed his first and last name, pressed send and hoped his plea would make a difference.

Five hours and one minute later, Jon was watching TV with his wife when an email popped up in his inbox. He noticed it on his phone.

β€œGoogle,” the message read, β€œhas received legal process from a Law Enforcement authority compelling the release of information related to your Google Account.”

β€œUnconscionable,” Jon thought as he found an email address online for the lead prosecutor, Joseph Dernbach, who was named in the story. Peering through metal-rimmed glasses, Jon opened Gmail on his computer monitor. β€œMr. Dernbach, don’t play Russian roulette with H’s life,” he wrote. β€œErr on the side of caution. There’s a reason the US government along with many other governments don’t recognise the Taliban. Apply principles of common sense and decency.” That was it. In five minutes, Jon said, he finished the note, signed his first and last name, pressed send and hoped his plea would make a difference. Five hours and one minute later, Jon was watching TV with his wife when an email popped up in his inbox. He noticed it on his phone. β€œGoogle,” the message read, β€œhas received legal process from a Law Enforcement authority compelling the release of information related to your Google Account.”

A retiree wrote this email to a DHS attorney. Within five hours, DHS demanded Google turn over records for his account.

A Kafkaesque form of domestic surveillance, intimidating Americans for lawful speech.

New from us at the Post: www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio... @johnwoodrowcox.bsky.social

03.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2759    πŸ” 1305    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 73

I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe.

β€œSo the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?”

Fuck off.

31.01.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1872    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16
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And Peter Attia MD telling Epstein the biggest problem with being his friend is he can’t tell anyone about the life he lives. Nice.

31.01.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2997    πŸ” 766    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 119

"Paul's Boutique" of improv.

31.01.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good. We hate you. Everyone hates you. Even you hate yourselves.

26.01.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2364    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 6
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County Board members advise calling 911 if residents see ICE in Arlington | ARLnow.com If Arlington residents see immigration enforcement operating in the county, some local elected officials are advising them to call 911. County Board Chair Matt de Ferranti and Board member Takis Karantonis...

County Board members advise calling 911 if residents see ICE in Arlington

26.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Remember that Stephen Miller only got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle sex workers.

26.01.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i just keep coming back to a major reason we’re in this mess is because men were convinced their dicks would fall off and theyd grow vaginas if they didnt vote trump or they were worried other dudes would think they wanted to suck dick or something

25.01.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 590    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 5
Line drawing of a skeleton smoking a cigarette contemplating the statement "Ever looked at someone and thought why tf hasn't anybody hit you with a shovel yet?"

Line drawing of a skeleton smoking a cigarette contemplating the statement "Ever looked at someone and thought why tf hasn't anybody hit you with a shovel yet?"

24.01.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit. I’ve got fresh diazo, three new screens, and a new printing stand… I can print FUCK ICE on anything!

23.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone was telling me about folks in my local community joining GACC and everyone we knew in it had a lot of very good reasons to be "cancelled" and they all loudly resented that their actions had consequences. Same old clowns, same old circus.

23.01.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

POPEHAT SIGNAL: Pro Bono counsel sought in Chicago, for the cause of right over the cause of evil. Potential client is out-of-state and indigent. Opponent is abusing Illinois’ pre-litigation discovery process to harass and abuse her and likely to dox her. The details are insane.
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23.01.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1301    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 18

Another look on GACC and why they may indeed just be another trash gibbertarian outfit www.reddit.com/r/goth/comme...

23.01.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Itsa me. I'm helping hold a banner in front of Patriot Front that says 'Patriot Front are Nazis!'

Itsa me. I'm helping hold a banner in front of Patriot Front that says 'Patriot Front are Nazis!'

Protest of Patriot Front at the March For Life in DC today. Helped ruin Patriot Front's photo op and recruitment.

23.01.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Look at this absolute queen

16.01.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 21659    πŸ” 5379    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 293

1982
Roy Batty: I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…

2026
Studio Exec: thanks to AI special effects, we’re proud to announce Things You People Wouldn’t Believe: The Adventures Of Young Roy Batty-

16.01.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
The network’s top editor, Bari Weiss, expressed a high level of interest in the story on an editorial call Wednesday morning, according to staffers who listened.

β€œThere was big internal dissension about the β€˜internal bleeding’ report here last night,” the CBS News staffer, who was not authorized to speak publicly, said . β€œIt was viewed as a thinly-veiled, anonymous leak by [the Trump administration] to someone who’d carry it online.”

β€œFelt to many here like we were carrying water for the admin’s justifying of the shooting to keep our access to our sources,” said a second network staffer, who was also not authorized to comment.

In a statement, a CBS News sp

The network’s top editor, Bari Weiss, expressed a high level of interest in the story on an editorial call Wednesday morning, according to staffers who listened. β€œThere was big internal dissension about the β€˜internal bleeding’ report here last night,” the CBS News staffer, who was not authorized to speak publicly, said . β€œIt was viewed as a thinly-veiled, anonymous leak by [the Trump administration] to someone who’d carry it online.” β€œFelt to many here like we were carrying water for the admin’s justifying of the shooting to keep our access to our sources,” said a second network staffer, who was also not authorized to comment. In a statement, a CBS News sp

β€œHuge internal concern” among CBS staff over that β€œinternal bleeding” story.

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

16.01.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1411    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 50

Tonight on CBS News: ICE agents in St. Paul are reporting acute postprandial upper abdominal distention. Are extremists poisoning their food? Tony Dokoupil frowns while asking.

16.01.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 539    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 9

The Rubicon was and indeed remains a small stream in Italy. It’s not a raging river like the Po, Danube or Mississippi. You might not even notice that you’ve crossed it.

But you have.

14.01.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

So the Hitler youth leader got a boo-boo while murdering a woman.

14.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

#Justice4theVictims_NOW

11.01.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15971    πŸ” 4970    πŸ’¬ 319    πŸ“Œ 136
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

10.01.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 32594    πŸ” 16626    πŸ’¬ 4454    πŸ“Œ 3652

It really sucks that this choade has to share the name of a wonderful entertainer.

09.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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