2026 is the year of horny on main: because life is literally too short
11.02.2026 23:01 β π 138 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0@freshweasel.bsky.social
treaty 6 settler, community organizer, neighbourhood mom-friend, he/him
2026 is the year of horny on main: because life is literally too short
11.02.2026 23:01 β π 138 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0crickets from the free speech crowd, of course
08.02.2026 15:35 β π 8507 π 2122 π¬ 142 π 37Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
01.02.2026 00:30 β π 15029 π 4756 π¬ 51 π 118ICE / DHS employees: I know thereβs way more alarm internally than is public. Text me via signal at 202-510-1268. Iβll protect your anonymity
24.01.2026 19:44 β π 3343 π 677 π¬ 29 π 11a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer
12.01.2026 01:12 β π 3264 π 447 π¬ 12 π 18Stop scrolling and drink some water. Eat a banana. Make banana bread. Eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Honestly, I have too many bananas. I need help with all these bananas.
10.01.2026 21:17 β π 366 π 66 π¬ 19 π 0Race to the bottom!
06.01.2026 02:03 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Photo of a red highland cow standing in a thick pile of hay in a snowy pasture. There is a light coating of snow on her back and snow is falling all around her.
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Covered In Snow. Flourishing.
04.01.2026 22:58 β π 609 π 78 π¬ 11 π 3In 5th grade I made my friend cry by telling him he looked like he collected things
04.01.2026 23:24 β π 590 π 37 π¬ 7 π 0Who had Franklin the Turtle's publisher condemning SECDEF on their boards
02.12.2025 02:07 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Iowa City made buses free in August 2023 with a goal of lowering emissions and encouraging people to take public transit.
Now ridership is up, traffic is down, and the program is extremely popular.
So popular that the City Council has voted to extend it for another year.
A worker holding up broccoli he just harvested
"Arnulfo" shares, "These are heads of broccoli that I've harvested. I've been working in the fields of CAs Central Coast for 21 years. I plant and grow broccoli, lettuce, cauliflower, and other vegetables you probably will see on your #Thanksgiving tables." #WeFeedYou
27.11.2025 15:01 β π 616 π 130 π¬ 22 π 13A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds βYes?β while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, βAre you sure itβs the white man who did all that stuff?β The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, βBecause I come from white people,β and the fourth panel continues with him saying, βand this is the first Iβm hearing of it.β
Happy Thanksgiving
27.11.2025 14:23 β π 6864 π 1434 π¬ 23 π 42mood
27.11.2025 03:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
26.11.2025 19:33 β π 4424 π 851 π¬ 13 π 406After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
22.11.2025 16:55 β π 11534 π 1414 π¬ 133 π 59hell yeah boy
20.11.2025 01:41 β π 448 π 42 π¬ 12 π 0White people be like how old is this coffee
18.11.2025 12:01 β π 285 π 68 π¬ 17 π 8Look if you're trans, you have to live. Do whatever you need to do to make it.
14.11.2025 13:15 β π 992 π 260 π¬ 9 π 16Pipelines that will be obsolete before completed is a waste of taxpayer money
The Asian market we're aiming those pipelines for are using less oil every year and converting their industries to electric
Solar and wind farms are where the action is
I love the βDONT SEND NUDESβ guy on grindr
13.11.2025 01:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0casting fireball at some beef patties
11.11.2025 23:21 β π 87 π 4 π¬ 1 π 12025 is about raising the bar and blocking time thieves
21.01.2025 19:54 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@pressprogress.ca needs your solidarity and support right now more than ever
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treasure from the past
08.11.2025 14:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
18.08.2025 03:10 β π 12888 π 1904 π¬ 183 π 120My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
02.11.2025 15:23 β π 6436 π 960 π¬ 39 π 42i donβt usually care about celebrity activism but i would like to see and hear more about the outrageously large sums they are donating to local food banks
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