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My "INVESTMENT IN TECHNOLOGY IS REAL, THERE'S REAL PRODUCTIVITY COMING OUT OF IT" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Stardew valley is secretly fraught with tension. The days are so short. If you stop moving you won't get your crops watered, animals petted, trees harvested, seasonal fish caught, etc. and you'll have to wait *another* year to finish that community center bundle.

Aww, he's so upset that he dropped his pizza slice and soda. But the rat seems pretty happy about it.

I eagerly await this glorious future, comrade.

Kids like to make fun of gen x for saying that "young people don't understand what it was like growing up under the threat that any random day could be the end of all life on earth."

Guess those kids will get to find out for themselves what that's like.

He's got it backwards. The Nazis are the true believers. The Democrats don't believe in anything, which is why they can't even manage to get angry about the Nazis. Americans need a real left-wing party made of people who aren't dead inside.

Restaurant management wants to think they're cool, and will engage with the employees in a manner approaching normal human interaction. Retail management has no such weakness. They are machines that eat youth and shit money.

Retail or food services.

Where you are is on the verge of another civil war, and you should start acting like it.

Cost of living in San Francisco is, reportedly, around 45% higher than Toronto on average. You can live very comfortably on $100k in Toronto. $800k is "I can pay off a house in 3 years" kind of money.

Just a reminder that the USA has been openly murdering people in international waters, and this should be something that anyone talking to them for any reason should be bringing up.

Looking at you, @mark-carney.bsky.social.

America, usually, but not always.

Holy damn that ratio

If you don't understand that she can't talk about evidence in a case she's been indicted in, you have no business pretending to be a journalist. I think she was more polite to you than you deserved after trying to bait her to say something actionable by a prosecutor.

This sucks. I wish I were living on a Federation of Planets core world.

Just proves that they're terrified of you.

She still shoving rocks in her snatch? They haven't put her on anti-psychotics yet?

The n-word Gittell

"But have you considered all the parts I made up?"

This guy is a monster. He should be ejected from public life and ostracized. Maybe forced to wear a garland of onions around his neck while he lives as a hermit in the woods.

"Did I make this myself? No? That's exciting."

Toronto was *really* into paper straws for a while. So many soggy straws.

Is it legal to shoot a home invader in Illinois?

Can you yanks do something about him already? He's going to put you all in death camps if you don't do it soon.

I don't see the problem. There's only one way to be right, and lots of ways to be a complete fucking dumbass.

Wut?

It's a tell, for sure. I'm an xennial and it took me a while to stop doing it, but to be fair my dad worked in the court system so it was drilled into me from a young age.

Which is just a subset of social constructs.

I think the real take-home message here is: hire local Black organizers for your campaigns and listen to what they recommend that you do to reach their communities.