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@moustachewax.bsky.social

Pedantic love of arcane rules, dressing up, and esoteric bits of technology. Turns out I’ve been autistic the entire time.

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I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.

Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

05.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 1468    🔁 1083    💬 21    📌 26
Photo of a man wearing a tie standing astride a bicycle with one arm raised in the air.

Photo of a man wearing a tie standing astride a bicycle with one arm raised in the air.

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring."
-Desmond Tutu, anti-apartheid and human rights activist

#BicycleBirthday
October 7 (1931 -2021)

07.10.2025 05:07 — 👍 204    🔁 55    💬 3    📌 2
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I had to buy these, mostly to find out what “Christmas seasoning” is.

Mince pie flavour?
Baileys flavour?
Too many quality streets flavour?

06.10.2025 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was going to say the same thing.

06.10.2025 08:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rabbit, by Chas & Dave.

Film: Fatal Attraction.

03.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 272    🔁 16    💬 17    📌 2

What he said.

04.10.2025 08:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spot the difference.

03.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got one that was considerably more understated.

03.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really depends how well they play the drums.

02.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Philip Marlowe is going to discover a body in that house.

02.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A bit of proper bacon as well.

02.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
screen grab of Henry the vacuum cleaner's wikipedia page

screen grab of Henry the vacuum cleaner's wikipedia page

Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x

02.10.2025 08:40 — 👍 272    🔁 64    💬 25    📌 16

The 25th is National Crisp Sandwich Day.

01.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Happy International Coffee Day! A German word that describes a coffee substitute, usually made from barley malt, is Muckefuck. It essentially means "rotting wood mulch" and can also describe any weak coffee. So next time someone makes you a bad coffee feel free to say "What the Muckefuck is this?"

01.10.2025 08:26 — 👍 794    🔁 222    💬 53    📌 26
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Did a tour of work today for some of those people who definitely know what colour the boathouse would be painted, if there was a boathouse.

30.09.2025 20:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a military uniform with a mustache is making a funny face and says baaaah . ALT: a man in a military uniform with a mustache is making a funny face and says baaaah .
30.09.2025 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Unfortunate cropping by Bluesky though.

29.09.2025 11:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another in the continuing Guardian series:
“That thing you like is bad, actually”.

29.09.2025 11:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*thumping the table*
KRYSTEN RITTER KNITTER KITS
FOR YOUR RITTER KNITTING BITS
DON'T BE BITTER OR A QUITTER
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR KNITS ARE SHITTER
DON'T GET JITTERS, KNIT OUTFITTER
KNIT LIKE KRYSTEN RITTER KNITS

29.09.2025 10:38 — 👍 175    🔁 47    💬 11    📌 1

Isn’t there another word for unpaid labour?

29.09.2025 09:25 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1
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Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

28.09.2025 22:41 — 👍 3057    🔁 490    💬 50    📌 71
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Nature is healing

28.09.2025 00:14 — 👍 5270    🔁 1295    💬 65    📌 162

I need to know what tea this is, so I can make certain I never accidentally order any.

28.09.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Especially National Anthems.

28.09.2025 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I loved that book!
Lots of amazing facts, but the sizes of tsunamis stays with me, and the giant earthworm.

28.09.2025 18:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*waves in 55 year-old*

27.09.2025 00:47 — 👍 29    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
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This would still really hurt if it fell out of the sky onto your head.

26.09.2025 11:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I keep seeing this movie advertised on the side of buses.
I’m hoping the boxing stuff is a red herring, and it is either a film about a robot that smashes things, or a machine that is simply marvellous.

25.09.2025 17:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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