Matt

Lot's of "I'll never vote for Newsom" going on today and while I sincerely hope I never have to cast a vote for him, if he does somehow end up the 2028 nominee, yes of course I'll fucken vote for him because a guy who sucks is still better than a guy who sucks twice as bad

A reminder that Presidents' Day used to be two separate holidays they combined into one because the true spirit of America is and always will be "fuck workers"

It's annoying that nobody wants to leave the house in the rain to bring me a taco so I don't have to go out in the rain

Why is every annoying follow back account posting this same stupid quote today? It's not a holiday about the current president

It isn't president's day, it's presidents' day. Specifically Washington and Lincoln. Used to be two separate holidays but combined into one because "fuck workers" is the true American spirit

"I'm not voting because someone was mean to me on the internet" is the most gen z, softer than baby shit thing I've ever heard

It's because being a person of faith means being believing whatever dumb bullshit you're told over what you can clearly see with your eyes. It's the definition of propaganda over facts

This is just our military budget. If you put our domestic police budget on this chart, it would fall between in between China and Germany, making it the 4th most expensive armed force in the world

Not to mention it incentivises murdering the child

It's because voter fraud is a dumb person's idea of how to cheat at an election

Still one of proudest beats. That game was tough

Are there any other winter Olympic sports besides curling and hockey where you can actually play defense?

A severed spinal cord does seem like a fixable problem in a universe with teleporters that can simply reassemble an entire person

Congrats. That guy sucks

That is not a dogwhistle. That is a nazi fire alarm

Was this that terrible game where you could be Reese or the Terminator but either way it was basically impossible?

Ya at this point the dems are almost certainly going to win the next presidency. And the DNC will show more fight than you have ever seen from them to make sure it's not a progressive in position to win it

For sure. Like it or not, our candidate is still going to be a democrat

To be fair, I said essentially this same thing to someone who told me I was crazy for getting an "unproven vaccine." I used to snort coke off of a bar room toilet. I'm not afraid of any vaccines.

*but my god man, you're supposed to use the tank not the seat

When an acquaintance told me I was crazy for getting an "unproven vaccine" I told him I'm not afraid of any vaccines and that I once ate a pill I found on the floor at the bar

I dunno. Compare his face here to the shit eating grin he had when he got his fake Nobel prize. Like maybe just a hint of the idea that he's being pandered to

A pretty fundamental conservative belief is that children are property and you should be allowed to do whatever you want to them

There is nothing healthy about that man's masturbation habits

Jesus man, you're supposed to use the tank

And doing laughing. I love doing the laughing

Yes. It was just one episode. Wife buys it for him and he crashes it same episode

The alternative is connecting your oven to the internet. Trust me, changing the clock is better

People really underestimate how good crack is

This is AI slop

This is just the first Neo vs Agent Smith fight