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I only know how to cook this one way but ig if it hits it hits…

Getting notes from the same person on fics from separate fandoms is so embarrassing, like i’m sorry i only have three ways to describe orgasms you weren’t supposed to see that

I did not tell her about the Situations

Told my therapist i write porn and she called me healthy 💁

Why It's So Hard To Turn The Lights Back On In Puerto Rico Nearly a month after Hurricane Maria swept through Puerto Rico, almost 80 percent of the territory is still without power. While nobody expected a quick…

In case anyone forgot or didn't understand the reference

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I’m so sorry 😞

Yess thank u for reading 😈

I love itttt, so satisfying (cleaning not so much)

Literally. Release me already

Scrambled eggs… i eat two every day. I’d be absolutely livid. Glad you’re getting some answers though!

What the actual fuck

Lmao

Time for… the Snot Sucker 😈

Heard some birdsong today, unexpectedly. Transcendental. February is a kind of yearning

Don’t you just love how Shane finally getting dicked down on the regular lines up with two consecutive cup wins.

Anyway, read my #heatedrivalryfic it’s got sadism, masochism and autism <3

archiveofourown.org/works/778820...

Yeah. Yeah it’ll be fine. It’ll be fine!

I am very tempted to haphazardly fill it in with plaster and call it a day 😭 we literally just had this plastered and painted

It’s going great. Excellent, even. I’m saving so much money.

And as it’s happening Shane begins to smile this beautiful shy genuine smile, and the cameras go crazy, but Shane just keeps looking at Ilya, smudged lipstick, like he’s so so fond of him, like they’re the only two people in the room

It could never happen, but the fantasy of it is enough to shake something loose. Producer points at one of the girls like, ok how about you put on some lipstick and give him a lil peck, and Ilya is like I’ll do it ☝️ and goes absolutely ham

But as soon as they get a bunch of men and women standing around him, looming over him, putting their hands on him, he starts flushing deeply. the cameras start going crazy, but Shane is just looking at Ilya like you fucker, you know me too well

And obvs the first thought is that it will make things worse, which is what everyone expects from Ilya anyway. But the producer thinks it could be hot, and it’s an excuse to get his t-shirt off, and Shane looks at Ilya with his big brown eyes like don’t do this to me

I just can’t shake the thought that this was Ilya’s idea. Shane’s at a photoshoot, maybe one of the first since coming out, and Ilya is there just because, and Shane is a lil awkward and nervous and Ilya goes I have an idea ☝️ why don’t we get everyone to crowd around him and tear off his clothes

I try so hard to be normal and for what

Thinking post coming out Shane Hollander thoughts. Percolating. Marinating. I’ll be back tomorrow

I just saw. Held down by the weights. The white frilly socks. Genuinely unwell

Did you see the one where he’s writhing. Jeans open, hand sliding in, writhing

The slutty red speedos… can we get those in hd

Sure I could pick one but consider this: what if i’m Wrong

Not me trawling through pages of hr meta so the smut is in character 🫠 It’s great that they’re complex characters but someone has to figure out whether threatening their situationship to whore them out to their team comes from a happy confident place or a sad desperate place and no one can agree