🌸 Alex 🌸

YouTube video by Aaron Hardbarger CRAB BATTLE!

mine was equally unhinged tbh, I grabbed a couple friends and we just did a reenactment of MGS Crab Battle

i still think about this assignment we had in high school where we were supposed to present on an "inspiring figure" and one of my classmates made up this insane story about another classmate backpacking through Europe with the pope and Chuck Norris

#labelmemes

So, I usually give M'ahina pink rose for these, but a very solid alternative is the humble dandelion seed, for hope, wishes, possibility, and healing
#mahina🌼

also can't forget these two who I think have seriously underrated body language
#wolcred

Them
#woltoirel

jealous!!

who was earl grey

borb in a coat

borb in a coat

yeah I love that barding, I won it from a community screenshot challenge ages ago 🥹 there's a blue one that's still obtainable, i think it's crafted maybe

I also feel like I should say this doesn't equate a neglected company chocobo because ahe simply does not have one at all. she was briefly in the Immortal Flames but retired during HW. She's not really allowed to be in a GC because she's an official knight now (versus knight-errant in ARR)

No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.

two otherwise competent people do thier relationship timeline backwards

Life is soup but i am fork caption over a picture of a cat in front of a backdrop

Them
#woltoirel

they're a little silly but I added questionable belt weights too

boots before

boots after

went in and tried to make the boots a little less chonky in blender because i'm terminally insane

character epithets:
in OU (BRD/GNB) she's "M'ahina the Blooming"
AU ver (PLD/RDM) gets "M'ahina Rosethorn"

the first one refers to both how she always has flowers on her person and is usually very cheerful and upbeat; the knight ver for the AU is basically just "pretty but dangerous"

M'ahina

part of me was concerned the boots weren't going to be ~elegant~ enough, but no, she looks beautiful walking through Norvrandt

jesus christ can a girl not even walk to the crystarium in ng+ in peace

I'm naming him Leodegrance and he's actually the one Haurchefant gave her. she exclusively uses him--no company chocobo

M'ahina on a chocobo

using Crimes to make her borb black temporarily since Ishgardian mounted knights are supposed to be a huge thing in the lore even though they refuse to depict it lmao

M'ahina: ARR -> HW -> SB -> ShB -> EW -> RDM variant

new comparison of AU M'ahina's expansion outfits. As you can see she became obsessed with red after getting married, whoops

that was ... very strange lol. I entered The Firmament and it played the cutscene for the fetes like I've never been there or participated. I'm a Beata of the Firmament bro 😭

as nature intended

more NPCs out chillin in the world between patches, permanently. i.e, put Artoirel back at his little spot by the airships forever instead of just through Heavensward, no missing Scions, you can go visit all the Alliance leaders, stuff like that

"deleted account"

drat.

House Fortemps Manservant talking about Edmont visiting the WoL while they're on bedrest

a thing I missed from the end of Stormblood 🥹

I started sometime in SB and didn't catch up until like ... 4.2 or something? I'm not 100%.

yeah 😭 there's wanting to change the narrative for more tension, but i've seen people hating them like a full job and find it super strange