Cody

Keep thinking about how I brought up Synecdoche, New York (2008) in New Jersey and everyone tried telling me it was "Schenectady"

Crazy how this site has been functional 100% of the times I open it and the hellsite has been functional about 50% of the time

When the Blue is sky

For those who are unaware, the Trump campaign is just doing defamation on the everything app

On CBS's 2024 America Decides, Robert Costa: "But tonight, the United Center was his classroom. And he's an inexperienced political figure, but he's an experienced teacher. He had command. Language is one thing, rhetoric is another. Energy coursed through this speech. This country got to know who Tim Walz is. He's a governor, but he's also a former teacher, and he's now perhaps a formidable political figure."

Calling Tim Walz an “inexperienced political figure” when he was a U.S. congressman for 12 years and is currently governor of a state is so fucking funny. Those words don’t mean what you think they mean just because you’d never heard of him until recently.

Incredible week for fact checkers gaslighting everyone by pretending not to understand how humans use words

It's fun to watch shiny new tech move into the cost cutting phase, especially when it's something that can kill people

Me 2015-2017

Metropolis ran so Blade Runner could walk

The most nothing movie of all-time

We need to recruit top tier shitposters to this app. Not enough comedy here.

Very funny that the hellsite will just not work for hours at a time

Brian Cox will never not be Hannibal Lecter to me

Definitely a good comfort movie. One of my favorite RomComs!

Bottoms is kino, I will not hear any slander

The media and NYT in particular repeatedly insist Trump will talk about the economy when all he does is Contra spread/rapid fire-combo nonsensical smears and obtusely racist cannonballs for 90% of his stage time

Outlets suggesting he’s focused on policy are intentionally writing about a fake person

I watched two movies tonight that I hadn't seen before but assumed would take the edge off my anxiety. Unfortunately the second movie happened to be Shiva Baby (2020)

Bro needs a strait jacket at this point. He's full-on delulu

Elmo is a god damn American hero

Testing this 'cause I do have something I want to talk about; Batman: Caped Crusader. My mom was a little averse to the genderswapped Penguin and she really came around on it. I think some of the chuds that review bombed it might like it if they gave it a fair chance.

I'm devastated that Dick Warlock has been relegated to "Kurt Russell's stunt double" and not "Michael Myers from Halloween 2"

Whether on here or the hellsite, for some reason the easiest way to get engagement is to talk about superheroes. I will not farm likes by kowtowing to your whims!

Olympians on TV with Elmo is what the culture needs in order to heal

I envy the 5 people in 2002 who already liked the original Insomnia and then got to watch the Nolan remake. They were eatin' good

I can't tell if it's better or worse that you don't see the same level of freaks on here as you to on the hellsite. Sure, I'm not doomscrolling and weeping for the future of humanity but also I don't get to see freaks getting clowned on. Sad!

I am now a single issue voter and that issue is "make motion smoothing illegal"

Crazy how the Republican ticket basically amounts to that one guy who had sex with a McChicken

Always wondered what my first post would be on her, I guess I'll go with the evergreen: Ang Lee's Hulk (2003) is a good movie