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Chris Flack

@cmflack.bsky.social

Wily Raconteur. Charity Governance specialist. Photographer. Writer. Socials bod, festival footerer & hallion for hire. 10/10 on Room Rater. Currently writing a book. https://linktr.ee/christopher_flack

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Latest posts by cmflack.bsky.social on Bluesky

I once asked it to create a change resolution for a board to change a CIC to a CIO, pretty standard stuff, boilerplate two paragraphs required at most. Three if you're feeling generous.

It gave me 24 pages of garbled text.

I remain unimpressed.

I feel your pain.

28.01.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels likd need to have a conversation about Macrons eyewear.

21.01.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, they still exist?

21.01.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait 😜

21.01.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really proud of myself.

I've just completed my first art homework in 40 years given that my son forgot to do it and it's due today.

Have I had time to shower yet?

Nah.

🀣

21.01.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow.

I just had a look see there.

Glorious.

21.10.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Skys sports correspondent @robharrisreports.bsky.social telling us locals were convicted of attacking Maccabi fans in Amsterdam & that evidence emerged of a premediated plan to attack the Israeli fans...

...while Sky plays footage of gangs of Maccabi fans attacking locals.

Its incredible really

17.10.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Reform's Dame Andrea Jenkyns considers scrapping English lessons Dame Andrea Jenkyns says a Β£1m budget to teach foreign nationals

For the love of God just make your mind up whether migrants should be speaking English or not www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

17.10.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 727    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 14

I love that we live in a world where we're all supposed to now praise Trump for his peace-making and ignore the fact that at least 20,000 Palestinians have been killed on his watch, with bombs & bullets - & rhetorical support! - that he supplied to Israel.
That's all erased now.

09.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2657    πŸ” 528    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 21

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26.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The speech was highly contentious and delivered to a mostly empty room in the general assembly’s grand hall"

A mostly empty room.

Not good enough.

26.09.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who's excided?
Are we all excited?

#BritCard

26.09.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[Withnail, close to tears] β€œI have become vulnerable in the night-time economy”.

19.09.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
An image of Charlie Kirk, Jesus, Donal Trump, King Charles and Keir Starmer on a merry go round. They are wearing suits and Jeffrey Epstein is hiding in the background.

An image of Charlie Kirk, Jesus, Donal Trump, King Charles and Keir Starmer on a merry go round. They are wearing suits and Jeffrey Epstein is hiding in the background.

Turn everything off and go outside.

19.09.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

19.09.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11646    πŸ” 2168    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 272

I've figured it out.
Someone is secretly spiking me.
I must be being drugged.
Because this cannot be real.

WTAF?

19.09.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A guardian article detailing how Massive Attack have joined other artists have left sp*tify due to their AI drone warfare funding

A guardian article detailing how Massive Attack have joined other artists have left sp*tify due to their AI drone warfare funding

A screenshot of the VerseChorusVerse sp*tify bio detailing the streaming platform’s complicity in war, and their plea to Free Palestine.

A screenshot of the VerseChorusVerse sp*tify bio detailing the streaming platform’s complicity in war, and their plea to Free Palestine.

Thank you Massive Attack.

Sp*tify still haven’t removed my page despite no music being there so I updated my bio again.

Although they say β€œβ€¦but we’re only helping death in another war…” the point remains that artists are being forced to contribute to warfare. Death is death. I will not comply.

19.09.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha, that's utterly pitiful.

Good to see, but pitiful for them πŸ˜‚

18.09.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STFU.

You fired a journalist.

Your opinion is not required.

Or welcome.

18.09.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously.

How many journalists, talk show hosts and media personalities does Trump need to get fired before America realises its leader is an authoritarian man child?

18.09.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OH MY GOD

18.09.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8910    πŸ” 1569    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 47

The beacon of free speech is upset by hurty words on late night television, no doubt the one he watches when he's taking a dump on his gold throne.

18.09.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the Phuck?
No @sumsung.bsky.social
Absolutely positively phucking not.

18.09.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDONβ€”Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

18.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12800    πŸ” 3090    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 165

This is behind a paywall which is unfortunate cos it’s very good. I wouldn’t usually post a way around the paywall of an Irish publication, but I’ll make an exception πŸ™ (archive below)

Author is in command of the figures and they’re not good - the consequences disastrous

archive.is/2025.09.18-0...

18.09.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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"Every country was put on notice by the ICJ that there was a plausible risk of genocide in Gaza.. every country became obliged under the law.. not to speak fine words, to take action to prevent genocide.. that obligation was activated on 24th Jan 2024"

Chris Sidoti spells it out

16.09.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 632    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 45

Oh man. Was thinking of the past, looked you up and saw this. Such a loss, Fred really was one of the good ones. Bless him x

15.09.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ros Atkins on... Israel's war in Gaza and proportionality BBC Verify asked experts, in the UK and elsewhere, if Israel’s actions in Gaza have been proportionate.

Great read this.

The excessive use of "Israel denies/disputes" throughout is jaw dropping, especially in the face of UN, ICC, ICJ and legal scholars.

"This is not a war where the goal is defeat, it is a war where the goal is destruction." Prof Neve Gordon of QMU

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

12.09.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There have been 176 shootings in the US in the last 72 hours. By the time you read this post that number will likely be higher.

There have been 650 gun related incidents in US schools since January 1st, with dozens of injuries and deaths.

It's the guns.

www.gunviolencearchive.org/last-72-hours

11.09.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr. Steven Thrasher - Professor Watchlist Dr. Steven Thrasher is an Assistant Professor of Journalism and the Daniel H. Renberg Chair of Social Justice in Reporting at Northwestern University. His university biography details his role as havi

Just looked up out of curiosity and turns out I was on Charlie Kirk’s Professor Watchlist. Am I supposed to mourn the person who spent the last six years trying to end my academic career? He wouldn’t mourn my death: he tried to accelerate my death! www.professorwatchlist.org/professor/st...

11.09.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2017    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 20

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