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Tarot Readings for Life in the Big, Soul-Crushing City Life in the big city can be many things. But mostly it is hard, expensive, and exhausting. Occasionally, it can smell like poop. Above all, it is c...

"When the city seems to be throwing all kinds of confusing omens and symbols your way, why not turn to a little divination to see what the city is really trying to tell you?"

Updated version of an older meme of mine with the headline "My sexual orientation is" split in two versions. 1) The cast of 'The Mummy (1999)' 2) The cast of 'Hades' (2020) The second part is amended and overlaid with the logo for Hades II and the new release date of 2025. Both sides show characters of their respective movie/game. The Hades side now shows a list of characters from both the first and second Hades game.

Happy v1.0 release date for Hades 2!

High time I update my dumb little meme to include SOME of the extremely hot and amazing characters you can meet in Hades II.
Time to take things into your own hands ;)

(added the adult tag as spoiler tag for the Hades II characters you might not have seen yet)

“Oh shit we really showed out asses this time, quick push out that next batch of bread and circuses, who cares if it’s underbaked, maybe we can even throw in some of that new spice called AI slop down the line and hope they don’t notice”

Spend enough time in upstate NY and you’ll notice how uncannily similar it is to TX outside of the urban areas. Except with more elevation, obvs

I legit took Thursday and Friday off just to mainline it… silksong who 😂

Eat slower
Unclench your jaw
I can’t hear you over the AC
Please feed the cat at noon

Seems like all the in-ear headphones nowadays have the rubbery tips; it’s hard to find a pair that just sit in the outer hollow. I hate the feeling of things being in my ear canal so I much prefer the latter type. Plus I feel like they don’t fall out as much!

I think you’re neat and I’m so happy we’ve had seven years together and here’s to many more 💛

Too bad the Kraken aren’t any good 😂

i've been replaying a little bit of baldur's gate 3 and it's crazy how good this game is. imagine how great it could be if they had used an actually good ruleset, like 4th edition

Rain falling in Seattle, office building in the foreground

I’ve been in Seattle for three days and this is the first day it’s delivered on its reputation

me in my 20s: 1-2 hours of exercise every day? 150 minutes a week? When the hell am I supposed to find time for that??
me in my 40s: I AM A BEAUTIFUL SHARK, AN OBLIGATE RAM VENTILATOR, AND IF I DON'T LIFT HEAVY AND WALK HARD I SHALL PERISH

In general I think Americans do the "greatest in the world" thing too much and it sounds extra silly if you've actually seen the world, but one place where I think it is objectively true are the cities. US cities are some of the greatest in the world. And NYC is the crown jewel of US cities

The Subway Is Not Scary Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.

Telling me "the subway is so dangerous now" is my immediate sign that you need your TV taken away and your news algorithm adjusted www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...?

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

we were all hopin for papabillys when we should have been lookin for papabobbys i guess

no one gets me like bilbo baggins when he said he felt thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. go off king!!!

What did she think the”T” stood for in LGBT? Tacos? Timbits? Thupercalifragilisticexpialidocioius?

Not to mention that at that level of fencing, gender confers little to no advantage one way or the other. Just ignorance/bigotry/buffoonery all around on her part.

Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar. She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights.

Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards. Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'. @fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

Your nostalgia for HP does not and never will be more important than trans lives, safety and welfare.

Get rid of the media, stop buying the merch and don't support new things cause it just lines that hateful transphobes pockets so she can continue to use her wealth for evil.

The most disappointing thing about this for me is that he seems to generally align on the liberal side of the spectrum on most other issues so for him to take this role without even discussing or acknowledging the giant terfy shadow over this IP is dismaying to say the least.

val and I have been watching Frieren and I think it's safe to say we love it a lot. I relate to Fern a lot and val relates to Frieren and I think we're both okay with that 😆

also the way both of Frieren's OPs unlock the fattest serotonin drip in my brain 👌🎶

Did u know that the lead mecha designer for GQuacks is the same guy who did Evangelion? Explains a lot…

Also how dare you I didn’t even watch zoids but I felt that back pain 😵‍💫

[blearily to my husband while waking to the sound of hairballs] if our pets were in the Great Catsby would one of them go around saying Old Splort

me watching The Bear: noooo too much anxiety too scary OH GOD OH GOD THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
me watching The Pitt: Ahhhh. Yes. Near-constant absolute panic and horrific gore in the ER. Yes, yes, this feels like home. Ooh, rats!

Wonderwall but only the original sung by Oasis. I have heard covers that actually make it sound good. If it's the original song though, it can fuck right off into the sun. I have nothing against rock ballads but this one is whiny, boring and uninspired. Instant turn off.

amazon dot com should not be a predatory, union-busting, sweatshop labor monopoly site, amazon dot com should be a site where you find strong women to consensually hurt you

Always good to get it re-upped, especially as you get older. I got mine last year thanks to an impromptu ER visit and it had been well over 20 years at that point. Can’t be too safe in this brave new hellscape we live in 🫠

These look like you’re trying to trace outlines of US states, that 2nd one is definitely Kansas whereas the first one is closest to the weird jacked up shape that is Maryland 😂

10 comfort bands/artists

Rage Against the Machine
Killswitch Engage
Foo Fighters
Darren Korb
Masayoshi Soken
Waveshaper
The Warning
BTS
Dreamcatcher
Aimer

Narrowing down 10 was hard, music has been a huge part in keeping my mental health afloat this year.