Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money

Crypto in 2025:

A brown-haired woman stand before a court in a red drass with a black waistband. She appeals to the judge "your honour, I may have committed mail fraud, but I can also do the entire Kate Bush Wuthering Heights Dance." She extends her arms forward in front of her, then does a flourishing pirouette. The judge bangs his gavel. With great intensity he shouts "I've seen enough! Not guilty!" The women looks humble in her legal victory.

Boyifesto

There are still a lot of people here, apparently, so here are some simple hacks for running 5e monsters:

(Holding a baby, pointing at the Pikachu float during Macy’s thanksgiving parade) See that? That is God

i love when UX writing is smarmy and passive aggressive, like if you're reporting that your uber eats food was raw inside and you have to click that it was "not so tasty"

Being a decent guy on the apps is hard bc being decent just raises the bar for you. Confronting the sexism baked into our very language just reveals more sexist language to confront. You gotta have faith: One day a girl who's unlearned her internalized misogyny will make it all worthwhile.

Woman I used to love: I don’t recognize you anymore. You’ve become… you..

Me: say it

Her: I can’t

I lean forward on my twisted throne, crown of glass glistening: The ghoul king. You think I dont see what I’ve become? What I could have been?

My impish ghouls chatter excitedly

250g of mutton per person

I love 'Actualism'. Gorilla move to give your philosophical position a name that really just settles the matter. Imagine a mealy-mouthed Possibilist shuffles in. The Actualist slams his dick in the door

There is no 1 'right' way to love. I can appreciate monogamy thru my poly lens. I saw a man propose to his gf. Rather than scoff, I imagined every man who ever pleased her standing behind her, hands on her shoulders. "We support you, we brought you to this moment for a reason"☺️

Hey @bluesky, imagine if we had a little Grok buddy helping out with replies, threads, and cool insights! 💙🤖 A sprinkle of AI magic could make this sky even brighter ✨✨ #AIintegration #bluesky

new ink... hurt like heck but it's healing like heaven.

but... to any breeders out there, please stop your little seed spawns from talking to me about it? it's giving me the ick.

snapped this pic on my morning walk today!