Joel

Lol. My weirdest experience with Chat GPT. I was asking about turtles and out of nowhere it gives me advice on backflow testing (?) and insists that I’m the one who brought it up

In my experience ChatGPT is on the money about 90-95% of the time. Which is very impressive. Then sometimes it whiffs and tells me Gavin Sheets has played in the MLB for 4,000 years. So I wouldn’t trust it with matters of life and death quite yet

There must be a lot of quotes from contemporary sports media figures who claim that the Dominicans who break into the major leagues are lazy, then. Can you share some? Or are we just basing this on accurate statements, like Rose’s, about particular players

They are not known for being lazy, indifferent, and unwilling to grind. Soto faces scrutiny because he got paid almost a billion dollars, he’s batting 240, and he casually trots to first. Fans expect more effort!

Dominicans and Latin players are known for being total committed to baseball and grinding as hard as they can to make it to America, and they are at an extreme disadvantage relative to affluent Americans with proper equipment and training

OP is nuts lol.

There is no stereotype that Caribbean players are lazy and don’t grind, opposite is true. The stereotype is that superstars often take it easy once they get the bag

oldfriend98 got deleted but he’s back with a new account @oldfriend99.bsky.social

Just don’t let it happen again

Jeff Bezos' Cybernetic Right Eye scanning his beautiful babe wife to see if she is over 40% organic flesh capacity. Not time to feed yet my Lord. Your mate has been chosen for her artifice. Amazon Spring Sale Now USB Battery Backup

I told my barber if I seem anxious it's because of my past life incarnation where I was some sort of Asiatic hitman who met his untimely fate with someone behind him bound to a chair just like this. Also I've had 800 mg of Peach Vibes Celsius caffeine. I bought it because it said Vibes on it.

Don't you think bringing back the World's Fair would settle much of the current economic turmoil? World's Fairs in different American cities? Technologies of the future! World's Fair enthusiasts will try these lines on you today in an attempt to capitalize on the turbulent market open. Walk away.

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the prophecy is fulfilled

Apparently making group DMs takes years

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Legit feel guilty. Hope she didn’t die

They gave up and deleted their account 😭

There’s more white Namibians now than there are white Zimbabweans

Best case scenario for 2025 is Trump getting preoccupied with hair-brained schemes to reclaim the Panama Canal or annex Greenland and vindictive frivolous lawsuits against pollsters and journalists

The explanatory power of this adage is amazing. Why is the right unbothered by
Matt Gaetz’ criminal history? Because his
becoming AG in spite of it all would mean Law is once again functioning as intended—it’s there to protect men like Gaetz, not restrict them

He belongs to the same class as Elon Musk. And billionaires do not consider it evil to amass as much wealth and power as possible by means that are legally at their disposal, probably don’t consider illegal quid quo pros to be evil either

Co-sign. Whereas Twitter posters want to get engagement with a quote tweet dunk so are incentivized to not notice when some they dislike is being sarcastic

That’s definitely been the thinking of Zionist pioneers, and I’m sure many Israelis, but Zionist Jews in America and Europe probably don’t think in those terms, they don’t want to emigrate

It’s baffling to me that Zionists are so chill about this. I know the AfD supports Israel, but so do the moderate parties, so the Trump circle throwing its weight behind and legitimizing the antisemitic one seems like a risk with no benefit

Got to get in and out of there

I’m not a theologian but Splish Splash is a sinful song. Grown man in the tub and he’s splishing and splashing around in there? No, a bath that honors Jesus Christ doesn’t involve a commotion.