Xanestus

FELIZ JUEVES

A surgeon takes off his mask and says "congratulations on your facial feminization surgery. It was a complete success!" The tone becomes ominous and the surgeon leans in and says "however, you didn't specify what woman's face you wanted, so..." The patient takes off her bandages and says "what? Give me the mirror." She views her new face and with horror says "Oh Christ, you gave me the Thatcher?"

take a bit of water
and a very small rectangular container
flavor brick

i like a woman who's a little annoying.
this makes me stronger than 90% of MH World "fans"

monster claws bounce smoove off

everyone on BlueSky recently

You have eyed correctly, machines.

We have reached a landmark deal to produce more than 30,000+ ULTRAKILL plushies with our friends at
@makeship.bsky.social!

V1, V2 and GABRIEL.

Coming SOON™️

weee

why is it always the cool hoodies that get one run and never get brought back

elster

sometimes life is too good and i forget i live in a red state until i walk in to work

taco bell and ibuprofen tonight
call that numb in the head

here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think

call me the anti-christ, the way i would simply choose to not deport and displace millions of vulnerable groups of people on a whim

Sea of Thieves

Loop Hero

anyway, finally did what i should've done a long time ago - uninstalled a few apps, surely I'll be normal now