Daphne

Entertaining myself this afternoon by watching Philomena Cunk scene compilations and can't get over the question of "what's the most political thing that's happened in Britain"

In a bit of a flop era it must be said. How does one unflop

twinkdeath? i didnt even know he was sick...

some of the most pissed off i've ever been is when i learned how much horsepower a horse has. spoiler: it is not "one"

I just know getting my approval high as a romanceable or befriendable companion would be an absolute fucking shift. I wouldn't envy the player character at all. Just absolutely no rhyme or reason for it

Good Posting relies on the delicate dual-think of "everyone who follows me wants to fuck me and has been deeply obsessively in love with me since soon after they met me" and "if I post bad once everyone I know is going to leave and perhaps blacklist me from any functioning society". Must have both

A new entry. The Kurgan.

Hey sorry I was late my buddy needed me to help collab in his oddly satisfying youtube video. Yeah he cuts soap, crushes objects, makes slime. Usual shit. Me? Yeah he puts me under the hydraulic press. Turns my flesh to pulp. And the people, they love it. 18 mil views, 3 days. That's showbiz, baby.

i love having a code editor with live preview. i have a little website in my computer that's just for me that i made. that's so fun! (perhaps it will be for others when it has More Stuff! perhaps not)

sometimes I think about abandoning some of my typing mannerisms in order to Grow Up as it were but then, I think about how funny and strange it will be when I'm old as hell and still stapled to a screen for entertainment. it'll be like cher. it will literally be like cher. and that's beautiful

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My housemates are able to help with $70.

That means I need $319 to settle the bill & hopefully a little more because I used the money I had budgeted for food to pay for the first part today.

I know it's a huge ask, but this was an expense beyond my control.

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Frankly I don't have enough unsettling objects for a camera to jarringly zoom in one when someone enters my house for the first time

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The creator of the ‘Oh No’ webcomic needs help in raising funds so he can continue his legal battle against a shady as fuck board game company trying to claim ownership of all his artwork. Don’t know how these assholes sleep at night. Plz contribute to this if you can, & re-skeet

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Regret to inform the dignified peoples of Daph Nation, and its respected & beloved allies, that the weather is on top of me, crushing me as the hydraulic press does the youtube fad. Yet another one of God's trials

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

Daphne Alivehouse

Did this ever happen or is it like a Q4 release

found a code editor that lets me live preview it... god yes

(I have no idea how to write alt text for pictures of myself I'm sorry!!)

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