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Alice Scott

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Now 200% more annoying than I was on Twitter Alleged author, indie bookseller, comma curbstomper THE PRACTICAL MAN’S GUIDE TO CHEATING DEATH and YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES She/they Header by @Yogurtfluff.bsky.social https://alicescottauthor.wordpress.com/

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Latest posts by allyscottauthor.bsky.social on Bluesky

drew I just passed out remembering this fucking post

29.11.2025 04:36 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Dming you!

28.11.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A brown fluffy tabby at in a box amidst my holiday wrapping station

A brown fluffy tabby at in a box amidst my holiday wrapping station

Poppy cards are about half claimed so reminders if we’re mutuals and you want a holiday card from the Beastie (also @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social and me) drop a comment!

28.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A selfie of me in a Santa hat that reads FESTIVE AF

A selfie of me in a Santa hat that reads FESTIVE AF

Herta from Star Rail saying “I looove this hat. I like to wear it, and it makes me happy!”

Herta from Star Rail saying “I looove this hat. I like to wear it, and it makes me happy!”

It’s that time of year

28.11.2025 19:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw it in a targeted ad and I felt very Targeted

28.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A mirror selfie of me in a collared shirt, black skirt, and a plaid sweater vest decked in the cast of A Muppets Christmas Carol

A mirror selfie of me in a collared shirt, black skirt, and a plaid sweater vest decked in the cast of A Muppets Christmas Carol

Yknow what Bluesky gets to see the Muppet Sweater too

28.11.2025 02:24 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
drawing of a cute red fox carrying a red apple in its mouth. a red ribbon is tied into a bow around the base of the fox's tail.

drawing of a cute red fox carrying a red apple in its mouth. a red ribbon is tied into a bow around the base of the fox's tail.

Apple fox 🍎

13.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 524    🔁 195    💬 3    📌 0
the cover of You Are Not Your Bones & Lesser Misfortunes by Alice Scott overlaps an old paper library book slip.

on the cover a person stands in front of a moonlit window, their skeleton projected in moonlight down their front.

the text on the book slip reads: 
“Stas, what did you do?”
“I told you,” Stas said, looking
up at his sister with a
perfectly calm expression.
“I chose myself this time.”

the cover of You Are Not Your Bones & Lesser Misfortunes by Alice Scott overlaps an old paper library book slip. on the cover a person stands in front of a moonlit window, their skeleton projected in moonlight down their front. the text on the book slip reads: “Stas, what did you do?” “I told you,” Stas said, looking up at his sister with a perfectly calm expression. “I chose myself this time.”

“Stas, what did you do?”
“I told you,” Stas said, looking
up at his sister with a
perfectly calm expression.
“I chose myself this time.”

You Are Not Your Bones & Lesser Misfortunes
by Alice Scott
@allyscottauthor.bsky.social

kithbooks.com

24.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 2    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

We would love a card of Vanya!! Dming you!

23.11.2025 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat, peering over a bin of ornaments

Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat, peering over a bin of ornaments

Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat, peering over a bin of ornaments

Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat, peering over a bin of ornaments

It’s that time of year again!!! If you’re mutuals with me or @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social and want a holiday card with a picture of Pop Rocks in it, let me know!!

22.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
WRITINGS OF A MAN IN DARK
Or: The Last Request of Gianmarco Bastow-Bell
Alice Scott
Bellerophon, my darling, my greatest love, I don't think I'm meant to survive this.

WRITINGS OF A MAN IN DARK Or: The Last Request of Gianmarco Bastow-Bell Alice Scott Bellerophon, my darling, my greatest love, I don't think I'm meant to survive this.

Attempted to start writing a new thing today. This is the only part I didn’t delete lmao

21.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(“Among others” being @domsdickey.bsky.social and @lilacperil.bsky.social I didn’t know @s until the panelists were introduced)

20.11.2025 17:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me sitting behind a table of books for sale, throwing up a peace sign. You can see a panel of authors behind me for GMU’s day of transgender literature

Me sitting behind a table of books for sale, throwing up a peace sign. You can see a panel of authors behind me for GMU’s day of transgender literature

I love the days where I get paid to hang out at my old university
(Ft my husband @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social and @charliejane.bsky.social in the background among others )

20.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Saw The Running Man last night and I can tell this is one of those things like Repo that was probably satire/exaggeration when it was written but tbh I feel like we’re only a few months away from Mr Beast trying this exact scenario

14.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
under the title "if you liked... you might like..." are the cover images of the following books: 

A Haunting Most Cold by Lauren Carter - two figures appear in the second story window of a peaked roofed mansion laden with ice and snow

The Practical Man's Guide to Cheating Death by Alice Scott - a green velvet clad person sits in an armchair in front of a fire

under the title "if you liked... you might like..." are the cover images of the following books: A Haunting Most Cold by Lauren Carter - two figures appear in the second story window of a peaked roofed mansion laden with ice and snow The Practical Man's Guide to Cheating Death by Alice Scott - a green velvet clad person sits in an armchair in front of a fire

if you liked...
you might like...

A Haunting Most Cold by Lauren Carter
@writerlcarter.bsky.social
The Practical Man's Guide to Cheating Death by Alice Scott
@allyscottauthor.bsky.social

kithbooks.com

11.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Wearing a shirt that says “I Want To Talk About My OCs”

09.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 435    🔁 219    💬 8    📌 2

I got her mid yawn and Aj said “yeah that’s the card photo”

09.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Poppy in a bed of Christmas garlands, mid yawn with MERRY SHITSCRAM superimposed over it in red and green text

Poppy in a bed of Christmas garlands, mid yawn with MERRY SHITSCRAM superimposed over it in red and green text

Rejected 2025 Holiday card

09.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Post image Post image

GDT's Frankenstein was awesome. Gothic and delicious.

Ofc I now have to peddle my Indian Frankenstein book for those of you who, like me, wonder what would happen if Victor was a teen girl.

www.penguinteen.com/978059340742...

09.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat sitting on my bed while I have Hades 2 pulled up on the tv

Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat sitting on my bed while I have Hades 2 pulled up on the tv

Let’s play Hades 2 with mama

07.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
under the title "if you liked... you might like..." the following three book cover images appear:

body rendering by A. Deshmane - vibrant pink and blue paint splashes against a background of dark teal

You Are Not Your Bones by Alice Scott - the protagonist of the titular story stands in front of a window. light splays over them in the pattern of their bones

unholy fruit by dre levant - a sketchy pastel portrait of a person in profile adorned with pink and purple flowers

under the title "if you liked... you might like..." the following three book cover images appear: body rendering by A. Deshmane - vibrant pink and blue paint splashes against a background of dark teal You Are Not Your Bones by Alice Scott - the protagonist of the titular story stands in front of a window. light splays over them in the pattern of their bones unholy fruit by dre levant - a sketchy pastel portrait of a person in profile adorned with pink and purple flowers

if you liked...
you might like...

body rendering by A. Deshmane
You Are Not Your Bones by Alice Scott
@allyscottauthor.bsky.social
unholy fruit by dre levant

kithbooks.com

06.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

👁️👁️

05.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They’ve had that as long as I’ve known her at least

05.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me, AJ, and MJ in front of the marquee for a sold out Halsey concert. MJ actually looks dressed for a concert, Aj is in camo, and I’m in a ruffly blouse and suspenders that make me look like I should’ve been lurking in the background of the critical role Halloween episode

Me, AJ, and MJ in front of the marquee for a sold out Halsey concert. MJ actually looks dressed for a concert, Aj is in camo, and I’m in a ruffly blouse and suspenders that make me look like I should’ve been lurking in the background of the critical role Halloween episode

Local Notacule continues tradition of refusing to dress like they’re all going to the same place

05.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

-the “Days since Alice accidentally sent their Wordle score to the Notacule group chat instead of her parents” counter quietly flips to zero once more-

10.12.2024 16:51 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

….i just noticed i typo’d the album year that was supposed to say 2016 i promise I can tell time

31.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THANK YOU I’ve had the idea for like a year I’ve just been waiting to execute it

31.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me in a fox pajama onesie with a teal crown and a lantern

Me in a fox pajama onesie with a teal crown and a lantern

The FOXLORE album cover which has a fox in a teal crown beside a lantern

The FOXLORE album cover which has a fox in a teal crown beside a lantern

Something something Gay Halloween what do you MEAN you’re The Crane Wives’ 2019 album FOXLORE

31.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Several books spread out in a circle on top of a Halloween blanket lit from underneath. The books are:
Beautiful Brutal Bodies by Linda Cheng
And the River Drags her Down by Jihyun Yun
The Graceview Patient by Caitlin Starling
Girl Dinner by Olivie Blake
A Feast for the Eyes by Alex Crespo
Crafting for Sinners by Jenny Kiefer
The Devil she Knows by Alexandria Bellefleur
The Works of Vermjn by Hiron Ennes
When They Burned the Butterfly by Wen-Yi Li
The Everlasting by Alix E. Harrow
Hazelthorn by C.G. Drews
The Sacred Space Between by Kalie Reid

Several books spread out in a circle on top of a Halloween blanket lit from underneath. The books are: Beautiful Brutal Bodies by Linda Cheng And the River Drags her Down by Jihyun Yun The Graceview Patient by Caitlin Starling Girl Dinner by Olivie Blake A Feast for the Eyes by Alex Crespo Crafting for Sinners by Jenny Kiefer The Devil she Knows by Alexandria Bellefleur The Works of Vermjn by Hiron Ennes When They Burned the Butterfly by Wen-Yi Li The Everlasting by Alix E. Harrow Hazelthorn by C.G. Drews The Sacred Space Between by Kalie Reid

Boooooooks 👻
(AKA the “2/3 of my tbr was freebie audiobooks through work” month)

30.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

bestseller this year i hear

30.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 3212    🔁 669    💬 24    📌 28

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