David Couch

The bit from Lord of the Rings where Bilbo looks at the ring going 'After all... why not? Why shouldn't I have it' but 'it' is replaced by 'All of the freelancing jobs' in capitals.

Quick reminder that your boy here is a freelancer in copywriting, content and video editing. I rock at it too. If you're looking to hire someone, hire me. If you're not? Find someone who is and let me know (or just keep me in mind if you see something).
Thanks gang, love you x

A List of Complaints from 1926

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Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...

Jason Roth @LucidJay Replying to @Hipstercrite Once Andre 3000 was on my ferry ride to Alcatraz and I said hi. My 6 y.o. autistic son came over and started talking his ear off about German Shepherds, his obsession at the time. Andre talked to him about dogs for like 20 mins. We exchanged numbers. 4 years later I got this text iMessage Aug 30, 2017, 9:38 PM Hi Jason. I was searching for a name and yours popped up. I remember our cool encounter on the boat. Ha . How's the kid ? I'm living in nyc now . So if you're ever here please reach out.

This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.

ikr? Literally the only reason to ever visit a KFC

I used to work with a bloke who’d remove and discard them from his KFC before eating.

Nigella Lawson replacing Prue Leith (who previously replaced Mary Berry) on the great British bake off is the Uk equivalent of Marisa Tomai playing Aunt May.

basket of creme eggs with an advert reading WHITE EGG, SAME GOO

Misread these creme eggs (3rd January too early for easter eggs btw) as saying "WHITE EGG - SAME GOD" and was momentarily stopped in my tracks.

The scenery is amazing……. But that’s it

'Somehow we ended up here,' an arrow pointing at the overlapping part of a venn diagram labeled 'apocalypse' and 'having to go to work'

Fuck!!!

A fluffy white dog stands defiantly on a ‘no dogs’ sign at the park

Macy has a similar attitude

Not in the least

I just did a search for an 18th century portrait of my dog’s breed and found this

A photo of a boy with a home-made facehugger on his head.

A photo of a boy with a home-made facehugger on his head.

The boy(14) had made a paper-mache facehugger for halloween. Here it us partly primed, ready for painting. He's done such an amazing job.

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

There’s a video of him memorising and reciting the order of an entire deck of shuffled cards - and even if there’s a gimmick, it’s astonishing.

This is how many entities I have in HA now. I’ve developed some kind of problem.

I built a ludicrously over engineered ‘bindicator’ in home assistant* which I’ve got ongoing project threads to broadcast to a couple of funny little displays around the house.

* as a means of procrastinating rather than doing the bins.

Good to see you too. With everything going on over there *points in every direction in every dimension* I’ve fallen out with social media in general for a bit. Still lurking from time to time.

‘My “I didn’t take my trousers down” video is prompting a lot of questions answered in the video’ etc etc

I think the YouTube algorithm is worried about the number of Japanese dance troupe videos I’ve been watching and is trying to re-masculine me

Saw someone in triple denim the other day

I think my scam-vibe would end up being something to do with coupons

a group of people standing around a table with a child wearing a party hat ALT: a group of people standing around a table with a child wearing a party hat

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

The Hexadecibrew Constant (16)
The exact number of coffees a Maker needs before understanding their own code written last week.
#yarrbooty #2024

WAHOO!!!

Oh Makers, bold crew of solder and glue,
Plundering boredom with LEDs anew.
Pimoroni’s chests brim with treasure untold—
Pi hats and dreams more precious than gold.

Raise the flag, let chaos awake—
Yarr, booty awaits in what we make!

#YarrBooty #2024

I actually really like this. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy #yarrbooty