Monkeydogify

Awwwww that’s nice

I do not. My pelvic floor is cast iron. I could snap a man.

Did I print that out?

Awwww my best girl.

Gracie is still going strong x

Well she pisses herself a lot but still looking happy

Hello.

Can’t stop. Very busy. Just saying hi.

I am now a welder

Brothers and nephew. (Nephew is the smaller one)

In York.

Thank you. Same to you Jase Face x

I don’t even know what spare time is anymore. Today is a day off so I spent it catching up with all the work I WANT to do. I’m very fulfilled but Christ I never stop.

That was insane

Jesus Christ. That’s a blast from the past. 😂

It’s.
Our.
Thing.

Honestly, just ask me. I’ve done it every year.

I was fucking smashed though. I can’t drink red wine anymore

My big oven’s broken. So I did beef and NO yorkshires. But there was enough dauphinoise to take their place .

How it started. How it finished.

Gracie helped me decorate the house. I’ve now UberEatsed (that’s a verb now) a bottle of Baileys while I Netflix the shit out of the day.

I’m having steak and chips and wine and Pendulum.

Perfetto.

Got a like from Mozey. Day made.

Drum n bass 4 lyfeeeeee

Emley Moor Mast at sunrise this morning.

#yorkshire

That and my epic tits

🎵Robert! Robert the bear!
Everyone knows his name!🎵

This is possibly my favourite thing I’ve ever done

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As someone who spends hours a day outside, walking through nature, often in weather like this, need to really think if I could actually live in dubai. But I think I could.

I absolutely loved Dubai. I reserved all judgement on it until I’d been, and then just totally fell in love with how extra it is. Sunset was electric.

Cartoon. Drawing of a whale at the top labelled ’WHALE’. At the bottom a drawing of a similar whale labelled ‘BLUE WHALE’, which is saying ‘Tits’

Here’s something childish to raise the tone here

Thank you. I love it .

Oh i extended it to be you entirely topless. It goes all the way down my back now.