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"My son, your ineptitude is so vast, your incompetence so profound, that I am certain you are inhabited by greater power than I have ever known." -- Nikos, to Schmendrick. The Last Unicorn Author, journalist, techie Fantasy/scifi, great books #Connecticut

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When big companies send me notices on how to keep my data safe, they never say that the one sure way is to delete it all and cut them off.

03.08.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was looking at my latest follows and I want to make it known that you are welcome even if you do not have really big boobs.

02.08.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can get from semi-rural CT to the NYC airports on public transportation if I have to. But I do not recommend it.

01.08.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is ok as long as you start out with"I really love my wife but ..."

01.08.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wince. I'm 69.

I would have thought anyone my age would be a public transportation pro.

I have yet to Uber.

01.08.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably just zombies.

01.08.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It also takes two strong people to lift one.

31.07.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brother still has the Fisher speakers my dad bought in the 1960s. For hundreds of dollars in 1960s money.

The sound is pretty amazing.

31.07.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I can't hear it from here, you probably haven't become "one of those people."

31.07.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scotland. :)

31.07.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or during.

30.07.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... and it was annoyed?

30.07.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Steroids+lipo.

29.07.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have an ex on Mars, lying in wait for Elon.

29.07.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go

RIP Tom Lehrer. I expect they'll play this one at the memorial service.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...

27.07.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They think libs have gods?

27.07.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Uranus is warmer than everyone thought Showing that you shouldn't draw conclusions based on too few facts, new NASA research suggests that a decades-old view of Uranus as an unusually cold planet isn't true, but that it does actually gener...

I think it is important to remember that scientists laugh at headlines like this, too.

New study reveals Uranus generates its own heat share.google/wgRyD5ah9XW3...

27.07.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they thought for one second that the info would hurt Democrats it all would have already leaked through Russia.

27.07.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is absurd to think that A.I. can hallucinate as well as humans can.

27.07.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone is in my dodecahedron of madness.

27.07.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Harry Nilsson - You're Breakin' My Heart (Audio)
YouTube video by HarryNilssonVEVO Harry Nilsson - You're Breakin' My Heart (Audio)

I thought this was EVERYONE'S "fuck you" song.

Once upon a time, it was.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MiLK...

26.07.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this hour, I can do a simulation.

26.07.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anything about Media Matters?

26.07.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You must be something.

25.07.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's face it, the bigtime shitposters here are all skeetsophrenic.

25.07.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

also, except when death by gun.

25.07.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
wonderfalls dvd.

wonderfalls dvd.

like this.

25.07.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe when I'm sleeping.

25.07.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@jakevig.bsky.social Set my noise-cancelling headphones on high and now I can only hear like four people + birds.

25.07.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No problem with her doing stuff. Doing stuff together -- trickier.

24.07.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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