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@ayankdownunder.bsky.social

NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s

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Latest posts by ayankdownunder.bsky.social on Bluesky

🫂❤️

14.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Breaking a take.

14.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 52    🔁 13    💬 8    📌 1
honey bee on a red and yellow indian blanket flower

honey bee on a red and yellow indian blanket flower

🐝

14.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 106    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

blaspheours

14.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always hot. Always fresh.

14.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A tunic made of tapioca. Beware.

14.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.

14.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 131    🔁 60    💬 7    📌 0

Looking for the veins of humanity.

14.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 26    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣🥳

14.10.2025 15:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Functional apathy.

14.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 42    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 1

“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.

14.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 281    🔁 65    💬 0    📌 3

Looking for the veins of humanity.

14.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 26    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0

Strunk and White's

"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"

14.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 29    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.

14.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 27    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.

14.10.2025 14:09 — 👍 166    🔁 45    💬 9    📌 0

Blasphemy.

Blaspheyou.

14.10.2025 03:47 — 👍 88    🔁 34    💬 5    📌 1

You two are making me cream in my pajamas.
Just as the flyer advertised.

14.10.2025 09:41 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂❤️❤️❤️❤️

14.10.2025 09:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, especially my eight fingers.

14.10.2025 09:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can actually see her teeth marks on her own arm from trying to gnaw it off…

14.10.2025 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😁😍❤️

14.10.2025 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.

14.10.2025 08:13 — 👍 53    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1
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This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle

14.10.2025 07:15 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

See what happens when you take a chance on me?😁😘

14.10.2025 09:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural

10.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 59    🔁 20    💬 5    📌 0

Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.

14.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 27    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*

14.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 111    🔁 57    💬 5    📌 1

Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.

12.10.2025 09:07 — 👍 63    🔁 38    💬 3    📌 0

Give a little, get a little.

14.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy

05.04.2025 00:50 — 👍 43    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 1

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