surdfish

How many times is bsky gonna die, damn!

I scrolled too close to the sun

Buy a set and see how it... Pans out 👀

HEYYYOOOO!! Could be my golden opportunity 👀

Hwæt haptic fed back adroit giving means to eye amplifuckers' predisposer fail giving test a gauche degenerate count to separate a retina for sleep if iris screen we all scream blues to fangle the orange postlight mushroom drop-gather hunt error in order lord it's over demon gifu woke a pair of ayes

Bluesky is dead?

Walks to the bathroom
while four faded invite codes
and a deflated balloon fall out of my vagina

heavens to betsy. come in betsy. do you read? take your protein pills and put your helmet on betsy over

I should try panning

Might go dig some holes in water courses tomorrow

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future

Thankful I bought a broom right before these sweeping tariffs

Just flounced for the first time in years! Feels incredible

Indeedy doody 😂😂

Mayday, by Tomahawk from the album Mit Gas

"I'm putting in my two-weeks notice
As of two fucking weeks ago...

Tomahawk ~ MAYDAY
#togoty, quitter

Candy-apple red record spins on the aluminium/steel wheel while a hand holds its black jacket behind the turntable. There's some coppery flourishy decorations around a fancy, allcaps white font that reads TOMAHAWK and, in the same font but smaller and copper below it, MIT GAS. Fukken beauty 🤘❤️‍🔥⛽️

Tomahawk ~ Mit Gas
#togoty, Captains Midnight 🤘🥸🦜

How could I forget! 😂😂

You have to get good at handstands for that.

I call it the "gravity fed reverse osmosis poop chute"

I don't know what all those words mean but I've been married for 14 years so I don't need to impress anyone

Sounds like specialized mining equipment...not my wheelhouse, Matt ✌️🤣

Man's gotta eat.

Guys, please don't let "scrolling" stick

How about scrooling? Can we bring back scrooling? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember scrooling?

i don’t really like talking about myself

I am truly remarkably chill and level headed for someone so full of rage and absolutely losing their shit

look this isnt easy to say
ok im scared and lonely
and dumb and horny oh
wait that wasnt so hard

If Bluesky is dead then why does my inner monologue still sound like a shitpost?

Wanting people to be able to live their lives free from discrimination is not seeking perfection, it is seeking the bare minimum for all of humanity. Everyone deserves this right.

Manitoba premier calls U.S. politicians 'attention-seekers' throwing a 'timber tantrum' over wildfire smoke | CBC News Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew accused a group of Republicans of throwing a "timber tantrum" and playing "political games" after they called out Canada over wildfires sending smoke billowing across the in...

“Manitoba premier calls U.S. politicians 'attention-seekers' throwing a 'timber tantrum' over wildfire smoke” www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... - CBC Manitoba

#Manitoba #WildfireSmoke

Sorry I’m late, I was at Bluesky’s funeral

a screenshot of my post “go back to X, you inbred Nazi” in response to @totezkommando.bsky.social’s post which reads: “‘Defend you culture’ Because people will laugh, mock, and attempt to destroy it and think it's morally correct. Just like a communist Jew” @totezkommando.bsky.social replied to my post with “You say Nazi as if l'm supposed to be offended” report and block this dumb motherfucker I HAVE SPOKEN

anyway, report and block established inbred Nazi @totezkommando.bsky.social

examine me, sure, np, but like some of the me adjacent things ain't ever gone make sense

YouTube video by The Police - Topic Demolition Man

The Police ~ Demolition Man
#togoty 🐚🐚🐚