larisa

“there’s not a picture of jacob elordi that hasn’t crossed my desk”
facts caleb

i HATE to say it but ben platt is a talented nepo baby 😔

People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25

the monster in me is ripping and pulling at its chains screaming for an adderall and some cigarettes

i need to learn how to fight, i talk back too much

i’m gonna be for real, i’m going to have to watch love island independently from social media next year bc these new fans are fucking crazy

ganglion cyst flare up in one wrist, carpal tunnel in the other. no OTPHJ today guys, sorry

got my passport. catch me using it as my form of ID from now on bc bitch i paid $130 for that thing

after careful consideration, derek storyline is better

thinking about the time in college i sent a guy a tasteful nude and he replied “a full bush, neat”

i guess you could say i’ve been paving the way for the bush girlies for a while now.

replying to celebrities’ instagram stories is the best. just me and the unread message against the world

“i pick her and she picks me” stop it right now cove 😭

gonna say it again, elijah is the only worthwhile character in girls (to me). they’re all such shitty people and shitty friends

Marnie is such a miserable bitch

also, hannah made the biggest mistake kicking elijah out, i loved them together SO MUCH 😭 he was my favorite character, the rest of them are so insufferable

watching girls for the first time, i’m sorry i just can’t get over how much i dislike lena dunham

my ig story is not for you, it’s for me.

cursed with prophetic dreams and the scary accurate ability of discernment

first, bank parking lots are so inconvenient. secondly, why do men love to fucking stare? god forbid i ask a fucking question.

took one too many blinkers and went to a sandwich shop located inside a bank… nightmare. i’ll never do that again.

summer of ‘14, the night air gliding through my fingers as we speed around town blasting the lumineers.. fuck dude those were the days

anger in the kitchen is so real

seeing wayyyyy too many skins edits… time to rewatch i suppose

i’m completely convinced i would excel as an animal communicator

Pope Francis TOTALLY curse JD Vance with his death, there’s no way he didn’t

“dance, monkey, dance!” say the job recruiters

stop it you’re making my ganglion cyst flare up

the girls that get it, get it, but sometimes you just need a little sonic.. a little limeade, maybe some mozzarella sticks, & dare i say a chili cheese tater tot

oh it’s so hard being a petty girl, but i persist

judy gemstone, girl, i see you and i love you, girl