Walter

To be honest, I marked down the Twitter one when my Twitter account has been gone as long as Elmo's been there. My nudes HAVE been on BSKY - just under an alt that's not attached to this main account at all.

Gotta say that I DO prefer the cold to the heat. I mean, there're only so many clothes you can take off before the police get involved.

Multiple bingos. I'm a whore, darling!

Who up panicking at their disco?

We've not seen the sun in days here in the Pacific Northwest (and I'm currently huddled in my chair with a blanket wrapped around myself 'cause I'm FREEZING!).

You filled my teen years with the most amazing works - you deserve to be retired and do what you want for as long as you want!

Thank you, Boo

It's hard to explain to people who aren't "chronically online" like me what it's like to lose a friend. But someone I've known only online for the last 20 years, and inspired a bit of my writing, just died, and ugh, is NOTHING good happening these days?

First company to have an UN-Presidents Day sale while talking trash about Yamtits, I'll just hand them my wallet.

Sometimes I'll read a skeet that's WAY too complicated if I've had a brownie.

First 500 words of the new book written. Now just 74,500 or so more to go.

GUSTAVO, not Bustavo. ::sigh:: I blame my addled brain that's fighting to be creative again - "Write now, edit later" is in full effect!

90 MINUTES?!?! I wouldn't expect to walk tomorrow if my leg day was that long!

Bustavo Santaolalla is the new John Williams. Definitely not as good as John Williams is at film composing (but no one ever will be), but with each score, you can hear the growth he's made, and the passion in the work.

I got 3 whole sentences into my new book before I had to, "Wait! I never found out where the Multnomah County Jail was!" Not that that has any bearing on the book, mind you. I just like to know my landmarks, so when I DO get to that section, I can visualize it in my head. #BookSky #AmWriting

Season one is amazing. No spoilers, but you may want to read up on what happens in season two before you watch it. (I loved season one, but what they did in season two turned me off of the show.)

Francios is AMAZING in the show, though!

Post an image you can hear

Realtor on House Hunters International just said "Sugar daddy!" and I might have a boner now.

My belly is full of oglio olio, while my heart is just full. #love

When my exe's PA had been in a little too long...

I have thoughts about this man and his weiner

TWO SOG? Dang. It can only get better!

Oh hello Jay's tiddies. I have missed you!

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

I love The Housemartins so much - still do. They put out a greatest hits album and I listened on repeat for months. I even went to London as an 18/19 year old for cheap to be where they were.

Do what we did in India. Drag them to the shower for some good shower sex while you wash that butt. Then it doesn't matter how they identify as long as your tongue's in their ass.

Statistically at least a couple guys I ogled had big asses. Even my husband agreed, and he's an almost exclusive bottom.

If you're in #PDX and you're a queer who prefers to top like me? Go to SouthEast Division neighborhoods. I have never seen so many dumptruck asses in one place IN MY LIFE!

LOVE not LIVE - but you get my meaning!

I LIVE that!