Von Gulliver

Griffin in Summer (2024) ⭐ 6.8 | Comedy, Drama 1h 33m

OMG DELIGHTFUL!!!!!!!!!!!
#GriffinInSummer

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Happy Friday the 13th to all the GenXers out there who know this KING!!!!!!!!!!!

Let us know how it goes, Geoffrey!

I'm such a diehard #HeatedRivalry fan I'll sit through Mumford and Sons just to see Connor Storrie.

NGL I went there, too.

I am wrong! Love me some John Ossoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok then I have not read a single article about voter registration drives or anything.

I didn't root for the Sea Hawks. I rooted for the dynamic death of the Patriots.

S T E A L I N G

I buy Allianz travel insurance & read the fine print. While the countries that make up the Shengen area are highly functional, I once found myself out of the cost of a trip before I even left the US. My friend & I were reimbursed different amounts despite traveling on the same flight.

MINNESOTANS ARE FUCKING HEROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would pay to see this Uncle.

My litigator friend said the best to get off jury duty is to talk too much during selection & get off topic. "I took at everything carefully like when I was in third grade on the playground and susie smith found a turtle that Davey Sims was scared of because his brother fell off his back so . . . "

Wait, help me out. I don't understand this comment!

In the last 6 years, I have been on Aetna, United Health Care, and Blue Shield. They are all fucking nightmares that make absolutely zero sense and just suck the money out of your pocket. (My husband had this golden-ultra platinum plan through work and they still sucked.)

Does Maslow know about this updated hierarchy?

The way Incels project what utter losers they are onto others is fascinating.

Sheroes!!!!!!!!!!

Okay then why didn't/don't you actually show up in Minneapolis to protest? I appreciate your voice but your presence would have been better.

Remember how Civil Rights leaders marched? Enough with the talk show appearances.

SHOW UP Gov. Gavin! SHOW UP!

I literally get 0-3 likes on average here and it is kind of totally depressing but fuck X.

Of course. I'm the opposite.

101 Sausages.

Fuck the MBTA. Their service is 100% unadulterated, unfiltered, homegrown total shit. Everyone in that organization should be fired and then possibly jailed for incompetence.

I forget. I grew up in Boston so there was all sorts weird sayings.

Taint was for a woman's special area but on men it was called The Grundle.

We used to call fucking with no lube "grunge fucking" back in the 80s.

You know what John Lewis did? Walked across the Edmund Pettus Bridge. You know what @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @kamalaharris.com did? Stayed away from Minnesota.

I don’t want to hear “Good trouble” out their mouths again.

#ICE