Vaxxed Geek

I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.

just caught a glimpse of myself stepping out of the shower

as I put away my laundry this evening, I was once again reminded that I have a lot of underwear for someone with just one body

Watching the DNA prog on the tellybox and being an adopted kid, I’m struggling to contain the tears.

People have asked me how it feels being adopted.

I reply, how does it feel not to be adopted.

Don’t ask that question. You really have no idea.

I am now at that age where I celebrate a good sneeze with a generous and loud bout of surprised and brilliantly random swearing

couples costume, one dressed as Wez from 'The Road Warrior' riding a bike pulling a little trailer full of speakers with a second person costumed as Coma Doof Warrior from 'Fury Road' playing an electric guitar

costume goals

Chatting with someone yesterday who doesn't think Twitter will make it to the next General Election

Is
It
Friday
Yet?

**loveheart emoji**

@rowsheen.bsky.social

a bit of Sunday entertainment, beats Songs of Praise anyway eh?

Don't have no time for pairing socks
when I'm clinging to a spinning rock
Fuck queuing to see The Book Of Kells
when I'm just a bunch of tiny cells
under an autumnal sky of blue
a cloud of matter in a layer of goo

I used to like to do this in hotels, for balance like

Back when I was on Facebook whenever someone put up a missing persons post, this movie came to mind

Not being a particularly big fan of rugby does not mean I won't be willing Ireland to win this evening, I would support an Irish Team in any endeavour.

If there was a Premature Ejaculation Competition, I would want them to come first.

Well I for one commend the man whose Twitter output almost entirely consists of trolling the same person with the same reply. Maybe when his nemesis moves here he’ll feel more at peace

according to a Tweeter who does little but troll the same person with the same stock reply to every tweet, this place is full of cringe, so I am afraid we must pack it in, we've been told so we have

remember lads; tomorrow week we get to wake up yer man from Green Day.

Anyone trying to hop on the Wyclef train, still another 6 weeks or so to go on that one

genuinely thought the blue socks spelled Fanny and I have to tell you, I can get behind that level of hosiery related nonsense

I see that we have now entered the biblically heralded time of The Seven Deadly Bins

To borrow from Blackadder, this day is going as slowly as an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping

Another “oof” to add to my collection

Dear Elon Musk;

The time to float the idea of charging users for Twitter was probably before you laid waste to the fucking thing.

And even then it would have been and remains a stupid idea from a man who is the perfect argument against inherited wealth

I own a small investment and stockbroking form, I would love to take that company pubic

Just had an idea for a film about how a determined farmer played by Martin Sheen refuses to cull his herd despite methane levels causing climate catastrophe.

Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, I give you…..

Apocalypse Cow

It is a little known fact** that Wham's "Wake Me Up" was originally a tribute to the invention of the defibrillator, as is evidenced by the opening line "You put the boom-boom into my heart"

**total and utter lie

an enamel pin with a chalk outline, some blood splatter, and the text: support your local medical examiner: die strangely

my new pin

this remains by some distance, the best description of toddlers ever

Tonight (well technically last night but I am sure he is still partying) my eldest was out celebrating turning 20 in Dublin.

On this day 10 years ago, he was patrolling midfield, like a boss