Ro

I've just Shazammed Bridgerton and honestly that's it isn't it lads.

Game over.

Might just sign myself up for assisted living now

Done

Finito

Woke up feeling tired and sluggish but had yo get s run in

I feel so much better

This is really annoying - why doesn't staying in bed with another coffee yield the same results?!

How many birdys are you planning on fitting in there?😂

This could not be a factier fact where you are concerned Birdy

Oh I LOVE these

What would be super cool is if people stopped inventing apps and training robots to ruin our lives and instead invented a type of cat food that doesn't squirt ungodly gravy all over my wrist when I open the package it comes in.

I second this!

Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched . ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .

How

In the name of all things with holy and unholy

In the year of our lord 2026

DO PEOPLE STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO USE ZOOM

I don't think I would receive my certificate 😂

Hi, can you fill in the anonymous feedback form on how you think today's training went?

Unrelated, certificate of attendance won't be issued until feedback is completed.

Light hearted listening to accompany this morning's walk

Indeed and thanks!

Hoping a rage gym helps

Guy at gym reception asked if they could get a photo when I scanned my card.

No, I said.

Absolutely not today.

Barely slept then stood in dog wee, barefoot

I would suggest my fellow humans tread lightly around me today

Bloody hell Gemma

Thanks!

What grumps said

I agree - love the one on the right

Ridiculous

We are fierce cute

FB memories serving me today

Coming up on 6 years with the best thing I found on the Internet

@thelorryist.bsky.social

The irony that it is *actually* groundhog day is not lost on me

a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting on a plane and says help me i 'm poor . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting on a plane and says help me i 'm poor .

It seems like yesterday that I was a slave to school runs

Now I am a slave to the endless financial transactions required to keep two teenage girls in the manner to which they are accustomed.

I've been told that I'm doing so well at something because of my amazing mum energy

I want to be offended, but actually I'm taking it as it was intended- that I'm strong, caring and can multitask the fuck out of things

Proud to be bringing #mumenergy

As Imbolc approaches, may the light find you again. Let old heaviness rot back into the land, and let what's meant for you grow without permission.

Actual footage grumps

a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

My daughters wanting a gym membership trial for Christmas has somehow morphed into me getting a free month at the gym

Reader, I do not want a free month at the gym because then I am compelled to go to the gym

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors