Flapjack Dandy

Baleeted.

Cool, another document Republicans will pretend not to know anything about.

"Kid Rock" is the nickname for Epstein Island.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

He is definitely bald under there, and is just pretending those wisps he has left mean anything.

Yes he suffered horrible internal bleeding injuries. You can clearly see the extent after the incident in him saying "fucking bitch" and then calmly walking to his car while playing with his phone. It's a miracle he's still alive.

This is child abuse.

when you need to bari a story

Ahhh man @georgetakei.bsky.social I just happened to see this just as I'm watching your episode of Psych. I met you many years ago and thanked you for your positive influence as well as that of Star Trek. This is me time traveling to the future from that moment to say thank you once again.

Amazing how nobody knows anything when it's a question they don't want to answer.

THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
THEY'RE EATING THE CATS

same racism, different mouth

WHO DO I ROOT FOR

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More epic would be if Bill made a simple post like "He was terrible."

We're a good Christian nation you see.

TACO

It's fake.

Please don't post fake stuff.

This is why the GOP is hell-bent on protecting Trump. The party is chock full of pedophiles and Trump is one of their own.

What she DOES have is a 14 year-old daughter. Hey Megyn, how would you feel about leaving her alone with Trump for a weekend? It's totally okay, right?

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Leave it to Megyn Kelly to start drawing lines where it's "less wrong" to molest women the older they get.