Richie Driss

This? This right here?! Pretty much all exceptional stuff. It’s “The Player” for 2025 (with wonderful and appropriate homages) But with less murder of people and more murder of dignity. My favourite show of the year so far, easily.

As the Israelification of America blunders on like a fat, masked, armed racist buffoon so the Americanification of Britain hurries to catch up like a wheezy minimum wage arsehole yearning to take it out on someone, ideally a foreign teenager. Fuck this shit, we're better than this.

The 3 seconds that follow this.

Happy birthday you stallion of swears!

I think given when he’s died, we should give it three days and then check again, just to be on the safe side.

JD Vance —

I feel at this stage it’s time for a female pope or a pope of colour. They should get Russell T Davies to reboot the papacy.

😂😂😂😂

All dignity, all credibility gone, destroyed in just a few months. "The White House" - incredible. It's like watching someone losing their fucking mind, every day another mad hateful cry for help. Is it time to section America?

The real question is, why WOULDN’T you tie the knot in a country that so beautifully blurs the lines between a poo and a fart?

As a person aged 31, I’ve been dreaming about watching a remake of Another Round ever since I was a person aged just 28.

"This is for not holding a bring and buy sale, and for mocking the advent crown"

Being alerted to WWE Wrestler Cody Rhodes doing THIS to John Cena whilst wearing a fucking Blue Peter badge is genuinely nothing short of SPECTACULAR.

I could tell Singapore was living light years ahead of us, but having Severance here took me by surprise.

It was not 😂

HUGE. Your lot have created something special with him.

Infinitely more impressed by Tuchel's pre and post match interviews than I was by either his appointment or his first match in charge.

Right here is the definition of "people pleasing" as I absolutely was when I first entered the telly industry.

Fun fact. I was once asked "FOR CHARITY" to take a video of myself gunging myself "FOR CHARITY" and erm....so I did. "FOR CHARITY" I received a package and mixed the gunge before (fully clothed) pouring it over my own head. On video. Years later I don't think it was for charity. Also not a fun fact.

I’ll be honest. For me it’s gotta be DMX “Keep your shit the hardest.” Mostly because:...pardon?

I’m doing some lovely improv tonight. All welcome x

Of course

Jason Tindall is gonna fight his way to lift the trophy first isn’t he?

me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park

me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service

Zirkzee trotting around like a fucking show pony in the lead up to that equaliser is playing on my mind.

That accidentally brilliant Trossard touch reminds me of a certain other Arsenal players accidentally brilliant first touch before score.

….I’m talking about Dennis Bergkamp vs Newcastle of course.

Absolutely incredible the people who log on to let everyone know they don't understand jokes. Ma'am you don't have to reply to every post you see. It's fine.

My hero.