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When he used Fortunate Son in his campaign I thought for sure it was an AV guy trolling him. But now I realize that they’re all just that damn thick.

10.08.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I commented β€œMy god, it’s full of birds” and that got me blocked as well. I have 2 followers on IG. What a toddler.

09.08.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t help but think they filmed all of this to act as a public service announcement directed toward a very specific segment of the Russian population.

06.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

404 Error: Wife Not Found

05.08.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good lord do these hacks suck at sucking

11.07.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

INDIANA JONES AND LET’S DEHUMANIZE NAZIS AGAIN.

02.07.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now everyone wants to be baby Moses. Great.

25.06.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If a circuit bench recuses itself from an appeal to refuse recusal, and there’s no one there to appeal it, does it make a sound?

24.06.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

22.06.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 32308    πŸ” 9119    πŸ’¬ 668    πŸ“Œ 405
A political cartoon from 1936 by C.D. Batchelor.
A seductive skeleton labeled "War" looks down at a boy labeled "Any European Youth"

Caption: "Come on in, I'll treat you right. I used to know your daddy."

A political cartoon from 1936 by C.D. Batchelor. A seductive skeleton labeled "War" looks down at a boy labeled "Any European Youth" Caption: "Come on in, I'll treat you right. I used to know your daddy."

Thinking about my favorite anti-war cartoon

22.06.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3177    πŸ” 753    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 22

Iran possesses something the United States does not - a leader willing to die for his country.

22.06.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that chicken soup and mittens riot he provoked is a stain on our history.

21.06.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody trolls Russia better than Russia

21.06.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who among us doesn’t love an aged cheddar?

19.06.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaron Blake talking like we’re on a blind date with war.

18.06.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A’s hire A’s and B’s hire C’s and C’s hire AI.

07.06.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should travel north of Bull Run more often.

04.06.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plan Lyme from Outer Space

02.06.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNeck roll?” Is that street slang for ketamine smoothie?

30.05.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like Theranos, but somehow even dumber.

15.05.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Expensive friendship beads

13.05.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is this dollar store max headroom?

10.05.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine demanding a life where you only felt comfortable nodding your head in agreement. How boring.

07.05.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œsupport sarcasm and the f word”

04.05.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Big Bird giving the big bird.

Big Bird giving the big bird.

Thoughts?

04.05.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that’s a head scratcher. That point lends itself to the knitting device theory.

26.04.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if they were simply baubles, symbols of disposable wealth. Romans certainly loved interior decorating. Why not a coffee table conversation piece?

25.04.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

He poses it as a question. The man is a sock.

23.04.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh please. You talk as if US Presidents are omnipotent gods.

20.04.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Field of Dreams / Murderbot crossover episode is gonna be lit

19.04.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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