Steve Patterson

Dear Canadian Catholics at mass right now,
Putting in a word with the Canadian hockey god, Gord, please.
Good talk.

Next goal fairly big now. #Olympics #CanadavsUSA #overtime #ICEbutinagoodway

Currently watching my second full curling match today, which is two more than I’ve watched in my previous 54 years. That’s the magic of the Olympics. #GoCanadaGo #curlCanadacurl #hurry! #off!#anothercurlingterm

Early tomorrow morning (8am Eastern, 5am Pacific) Canadians all across the country will be called upon to do what we do best: take advantage of bars opening early to drink beer/Caesars while watching hockey). #GoCanadaGo

Currently watching Canadian women’s bronze medal curling against U.S. I am as emotionally invested as Canada/U.S. hockey. #GoCanadaGo #curlCanadacurl
P.S. Hockey players should also be mic’d up

Visitor outside the window this morning. I don’t speak bird but I’m pretty sure I heard him chirp this weather in Toronto is “some bullshit”

The team France Olympic hockey uniforms are pretty cool. Just the country name underlined several times. Although the arms look like the Epstein files after Bondi has been through them.

My 6 year old just asked if I’d like a beer while I was preparing dinner. I know she’s just angling for me to get her a car on her 16th birthday. Still, I’m enjoying the beer.

This makes me happy. And the muppet in the middle is so life like!

This is the Olympic sport I want to see: 4 person stepluge

Toronto weather update: It is now possible for male brass monkeys to go outside without experiencing gender change.

“Stop typing so loud! I’m trying to nap here!”

I was too busy to post this prediction on here yesterday. I’ll take Seattle by 16.

morning rush hour in Vancouver.

And yes I realize mine looks like “it as was” also.

that looks like it as was written by AI. seriously.

Dear dog owners,
Your dogs shit doesn’t magically disappear in snowbanks.
Cheers

My wife doesn’t want me to be sick so she just baked enough garlic into dinner to knock out a battalion of vampires. Apologies to whomever I am within 200 metres of this week.

“No I haven’t seen the paper you wrote the grocery list on. Why do you ask?”

It is freezing outside and the world is on edge. Find joy where you can.

a man is sitting in a chair looking at a laptop computer . ALT: a man is sitting in a chair looking at a laptop computer .

I’m just watching the President whose name I shall not mention’s address and I feel for all the fact checkers’ brains out there whom I assume are now overloading….

Headed back to the #EDMONTON area. Jan.30 at the @rivercreecasino.bsky.social! Ticket link at brentbutt.com/schedule

Yes. This is how things falter.

My favourite part of this is the name “Douglas” because it is technically I guess his name. But he is the Dougiest Doug that has ever Dougged.

Those living an “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” lifestyle have nothing on a “it’s a cold Monday night, so I’m going to bed at 6:30pm”.

a donkey in a suit and tie is drinking water from a glass ALT: a donkey in a suit and tie is drinking water from a glass

It’s not an issue until you start drinking water like this…

I know it’s not the case, but I wish this was the President being suspended…

Note to self following first pee tomorrow morning;
Don’t panic. You had beets for lunch yesterday.

One clear way the “circle of life” works is that all the people who were up late in a hotel being loud after 11pm and keeping a family with young girls awake will be awakened by those young girls running and screaming in the same hallway before 6:00am Joined by their dad.
Sincerely,
The dad.

I love what I do. And I love my family. But it’s no match for how much our dog loves peeing on discarded Christmas trees.