Steve Patterson

I’m not an expert, but l do support giving employees good quality air while working…

The Debaters Live holiday tour resumes in a couple weeks in Western Canada. Most shows are sold out but a few tickets remain for a few stops. Run to get tickets, like Daughter Norah did through the hotel on a stop last Friday:) Cheers debaterslive.com

A huge thanks to all who came out and laughed at us in Peterborough a couple nights back! Great to end Ontario leg of tour on a high note. And judging by ease with which people reacted to this photo, our fans are more loyal than Coldplay’s. Tour resumes in Alberta Dec 2. Good talk. debaterslive.ca

Feels like Walmart greeters at about to get a little more confrontational….

This is my favourite review of our holiday show so far. Thanks to all who came to laugh at us in Hamilton last night. Especially you @kittaycounsel.bsky.social! Hope we can entertain the whole family for the whole show next time! Cheers.

At this point if you’re a comedian who Trump doesn’t want fired, you’re going it wrong…

thought of you immediately! Congrats!

Helluva fun weekend with Debaters Live tour rolling through Mississauga and Oshawa this weekend. People laughed in all the right spots and many wrong ones. Tour manager Donovan still best in the business, & I found a mannequin in the “Chrétien pose” at mall (if you know you know) Debaterslive.com

Love it. Thanks for coming out to laugh with us.

Thanks to all in Kitchener for coming out to Debaters Live Holiday tour! And to crew, staff and volunteers at Centre in the Square. Lots of laughs from Matt and Deb. And our tour manager Donovan (that’s his back during soundcheck) is the best in the business .Tour resumes tomorrow! debaterslive.ca

Had a helluva time entertaining the fine people of Kingston on our Debaters Live tour last night. Thanks to all who filled the Grand Theatre to laugh with us. They also have Doug Ford sized portions of Chapman’s Ice Cream here. On to Kitchener tonight! debaterslive.ca

I’ve also stopped answering messages from the “government” saying I “owe taxes”. Nice try bots!

Merci beacoup to all who came out to Debaters Live on tour in Montreal last night! Given the amount of seasoned CBC listeners and the couple who brought their infant, it might have been biggest age range of any show I’ve done. Now on to Ontario! A few tickets remain: debaterslive.ca #funnybonesup

Tonight’s office (theatre L’Olympia in Montreal) 1st stop of Debaters Live holiday tour. The snow has stopped so everyone can get here safely. It’s a pre-Christmas miracle!

Good morning from Montreal. There is “beaucoup de neige” here.

shut and bring me some hot chocolate and a heating pad!

Just shovelled snow in front of my house and also shovelled in front of our elderly neighbour’s house. This is a reminder to help each other out please everybody. (and also a reminder to my other neighbour that I am older than you.)

same.

paw patrol are ready for action written on a cartoon ALT: paw patrol are ready for action written on a cartoon

Still haven’t read the latest Canadian budget, but hoping there’s a good chunk allocated towards production of real life Paw Patrol vehicles…

I’m sorry. I love playing Saskatchewan! (seriously). Just didn’t work out in tour routing this time)

Just finished my daughter’s French toast. it’s going to be a good day.

This may be a better way to communicate to the American president!

All i’m saying is, if Trudeau was still
the Prime Minister we could have had Katy Perry sing today’s budget.

The resemblance is uncanny.

‘Twas 2 nights after Halloween/ and in a corner of the house/ dad was eating tiny Coffee Crisp bars/ much faster than a mouse.

I’m starting a Go Fund me for the Jays to sign Ernie Clement for another 20 seasons. Love that guy. Love this team. they WILL be back. Good talk.

well, 1 out of 2 would still be nice…

I’ve spent a lot of today convincing friends who are Leafs fans that it is possible to win a Game 7.

let’s go back to the White panel hats please. #wantitall #itallcomesdowntogame7 #athirdhashtagwithitallinit

Hey wind. Stop blowing out my jack-o’-lantern! (not a euphemism)