Derek Lancaster

Then he took the sausages and gave thanks…..

Me neither. And only ‘he’ for Jesus. ‘God’ for God or rephrase if possible except for very trad hymns. ‘She’ for HS where necessary.

We can’t beat lovely teatowels but we do have the little china Saviour Tortoise (iykyk…).
We also have the Third Drawer Down which containeth all things necessary for salvation, such as Vocalzones.

Judge eternal throned in splendour.
The line originally said ‘empire’ rather than ‘nation’. Which is worse!

Looks like a copyright issue I guess. Blocked for UK and EU. VPN somewhere else seems fine.

We just did Creation Sunday liturgically, to celebrate the first year of our creation care group and our work towards eco-church awards.

I think someone should be safeguarding this vulnerable child.

J Hunt forgot he owned 7 flats,
G Cox failed to declare £400K, IDS forgot a company paid him £25k, T Villiers forgot she owned £70k of Shell shares, Zahawi forgot to pay £4.8 million in taxes while Johnson & Sunak forgot just about everything.

Tory hypocrisy ay 🙄

Yes exactly

Had one of those in an Airbnb I rented - terrifying!!

Three of our clergy on All Saints’ stall at Pride

Me and friends on our stall at Pride

Four more of our team carry the flag and our inclusive logo signs in the Pride March

Parishioners on the Pride March in Wycombe

Fun times at Wycombe Pride with All Saints today

Indeed

Parish Eucharist - Trinity 9 YouTube video by All Saints High Wycombe

At All Saints Wycombe my sermon today on readings from Jeremiah, on deceitful prophets & Luke, with Jesus speaking of the conflict the gospel brings.
We must:
- Speak truth humbly
- Model the Way of Jesus
- Be spiritually well-resourced

Gospel 19’30, sermon 21’30

www.youtube.com/live/wDM0UrP...

Yes. Probably.

Er, no. And it’s “incentivise”, or “incentivize” in American.

I use all the online material, plus oremus.org for the lectionary provision

Dispelling harmful misinformation about M&S 'trans' bra fitting row Dangerous misinformation over an M&S 'trans' bra fitting story is spreading online; here's what we actually know.

The moment I saw that "trans bra" M & S story I sensed it was nonsense.

Seconds later, having read the Telegraph piece I knew it was worse than that. It was deliberate hate mongering completely devoid of evidence, names and facts.

Superb job of debunking it here
www.thepinknews.com/2025/08/06/m...

The inside story of how America sent nuclear weapons to Britain Nukewatch UK explains how it tracked the bombs being flown across the Atlantic.

US nuclear weapons with three times the power of the Hiroshima bomb have just been transported to England, new evidence suggests.

The government doesn’t want the public to know.

Here’s how Nukewatch UK tracked the bombs’ journey.

www.declassifieduk.org/the-inside-s...

Liturgy for a bishop closing down a choir concert.
With thanks for the tip off to @revdalicegoodman.bsky.social whose joke has been shamelessly stolen.

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That could be about to change….!

Oh my.

I can’t stop rewatching.

The stuff of courtroom nightmares.

(H/T @timmorton2.bsky.social)

Well, you would, wouldn’t you?

Once a duke always a duke, but once a knight is quite enough….!
Glad to see this.

Nuclear powered, not weapons, I think

Omg.

THIS.

It's key.

Fab appointment isn’t it!

I think that ship has sailed, sadly.

Er, well….
As a teenager I read about what I assumed to be the ‘cly-TOR-is’. Embarrassing when my mates found out how I pronounced it. I needed the correct version. At least I found it in the end…

Ah yes, in time for Ascension

Absolutely not! But I recall a schools programme called ‘Living and Growing’ which had a naturist family playing tennis and a mixed class of n*ked children at a swimming pool diving in. I do hope it’s no longer available anywhere! The producers would definitely, and rightly, be arrested now.