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BREAKING: A judge has ordered the immediate release of Mohsen Mahdawi, a Columbia student detained amid Trump administration crackdown on pro-Palestinian activists.

@liz_crampton was in the Vermont courthouse where the decision just camedown.

Details TK

WE WON!!!!!

The officiating against the Warriors has been EGREGIOUS! Cheating ass refs.

Get in that ass!

Americans voted against the most successful economic recovery of any nation on the planet for this, because they were mad at their servants being paid more and listened to liars who made them feel good.

Okay Montana! I see yall!

SCHUMER: Would the senator yield for a question?

BOOKER: Chuck Schumer, it's the only time in my life I can tell you no

SCHUMER: I just want to tell you, do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud America is of you?

I've always said that baby is a great songwriter, but the vocals ain't there.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Gov. JB Pritzker

Gov. Tim Walz

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

The next one to do it bet not miss.

All you screamers yanked Joe bc he was too old. Then you didn’t show up to vote. Now you’re dogging Dems for what you did. You are vile morally rotten and lazy to your core. How dare you.

Why are y'all still watching it? The sight of his face literally makes my ass itch.

She really does look like a foot. Incredible.

They turning up on breaks 😂

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

This is very sad. Peace to her and her family

"If the GOP could pull Trump’s dick out of their mouths long enough for the oxygen to return to their brains, they might see how batshit crazy it is to run a govt like this... But that would require a spine and these Republicans have the collective courage of a baby deer caught in a 6-lane highway."

As an American, boo more.

They price real fans out of the event. It's literally over a grand to be in the house.

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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In California, you should be able to access coursera courses for free through the library. I got my google cert covered last year. Unsure if the program still exists but it's worth checking.

…While simultaneously recruiting low-grade angry white men.

The end result of this is that the U.S. military will be smaller and weaker but also whiter & more racist.

In other words it’ll be poorly-equipped to handle actual combat but perfectly equipped to terrorize our own populace.

That performance was meant to be understood by those who didnt need explaining and designed to fool those too dull to get it. Artists used to do stuff like that all the time but society has been so dumbed down now that people think everything is to be taken literally.

The culture win tonite! Happy Black history month!

Belt to ass. Folded KC like a chair. Congrats Philly

40 on they head

HE NEED SOME MILK

said his name and smiled like a gd cheshire cat lol

Fabulous...10s across the board. No notes. Now the birds finish this thang out and it'll be one of the best bowls I've watched.

I hope he starts with n95