@christophercomp.bsky.social
My name is fake and I am plastic.
Itโs 5 oโclock somewhere I say, leaving work at 1.
09.03.2025 21:15 โ ๐ 117 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the worst part of waking up is the buffering
28.02.2025 07:29 โ ๐ 318 ๐ 98 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 6I have some sad news to share, an economic blackout has nothing to do with alcohol.
28.02.2025 12:14 โ ๐ 398 ๐ 99 ๐ฌ 34 ๐ 1
Philadelphia from the 52nd Street L Train
Travel day!
22.02.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0me: a cautionary tale
15.02.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 91 ๐ 52 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Goals.
14.02.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
15.11.2024 05:49 โ ๐ 5130 ๐ 984 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 22Toddlers have it way too easy. I cook and clean for them, when itโs time to wipe their butt Iโm there waiting. I have to wait at least 30 minutes for my dad to drive to my house and wipe me.
07.02.2025 14:07 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wanderlust on your 20s, wandersloth in your 40s
05.02.2025 13:02 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Me! Filled with joy at the Limelight ca. 1992
Photo by Skid Photography
Amen
29.01.2025 03:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Rear view, watching the Northern Lights over the ocean from รgisรญรฐa Beach in western Reykjavik, Iceland (December 2024).
Hello, Iโm new here.
25.01.2025 17:48 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
4 very mentally well humans! @dodgecolt.bsky.social @penisgenius.bsky.social @mariabamford.bsky.social
25.01.2025 18:27 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0does state insurance cover lobotomies or do i gotta pay out of pocket?
25.01.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Hello this picture does not constitute an endorsement of corn dogs.
25.01.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Went to Egypt and shit. Surreal
25.01.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sorry for being annoying I blame society
25.01.2025 16:04 โ ๐ 218 ๐ 42 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 2iโm off to club bed featuring dj pillow and mc jerk off
24.11.2024 06:27 โ ๐ 158 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0What do we need to do to make it not feel gauche on this app
18.11.2024 23:25 โ ๐ 311 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 24 ๐ 3Thought Mumbai was when your mom liked both men and women.
24.07.2024 13:33 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โจWHEEZINGโจ
11.08.2024 00:20 โ ๐ 150 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Finger food? Maybe Iโd like to get to know food first.
11.04.2024 14:55 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โa moment on the lips and a lifetime on the hipsโ, i say as i swallow my third pair of low rise jeans
14.06.2023 06:11 โ ๐ 87 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have to have a $7 beverage every day or ะ die
04.04.2024 12:07 โ ๐ 76 ๐ 37 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Normalize wearing clown shoes!
10.04.2024 17:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's very funny when NPR is
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
getting a clinical diagnosis of depression is like getting a certificate of participation
21.02.2024 17:37 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
19.02.2024 18:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My favorite thing we sell at work
28.01.2024 23:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[first day working at Popeyes]
ME: hi, welcome to pope yes.
