Eldritch Friends

Green fairy creature with twig staff

Faerie of the emerald isles 💚

Or Fairy, Fae, Sprite, Spirit, whatever. Look it's magic, stop pretending there are rules 🦋

Custom Eldrazi Spawn token card

Closeup of custom Eldrazi Spawn token card

Samples of my custom Magic: the Gathering tokens

Eldrazi Spawn tokens are here! Get em while they're hot and wiggly!
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?

Look around you, there is still good in the world

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Arguably the king of unfunny comic strips we didn't even bother reading.

RIP Scott. Your cartoon was so technically "there"

Johns Hopkins hospital saved my dad from dying of prostate cancer, and I'll never forgive them for it.

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Fear and loathing.

Fear. And loathing.

No-Face from the film Spirited Away

Gnarled tree-root deity

H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu

Commission of a many-faced demon lord

Unexpected expenses came up. If you wanna get a juicy commission, now's the opportune time! It's a warped monstrosity of savings! 🧡
Full character
B&W or Full Color
150 $
Message for details

Today marks the anniversary of a very special holiday.

In 2017, in the less musky days of Twitter, it was a few years after graduation, and I felt a big "So What" with my work.

@realgdt.bsky.social said 2 words that replaced those.

It was time to quit my moping & start taking things seriously.

Toothy, drippy monstrosity

Drawing of Tuunbaq, the monster from The Terror

Monster-fied portrait of a client

Gnarled, wobbly monstrosity

Money's tight, and I'll have lots of free time in the hospital bed for the Epilepsy Monitoring Unit next week, so now's a great time for commissions!

150$ lineart or 200$ full-color, PayPal preferred, send me a message here or on Tumblr.

Thank you, won't you?

"Now that I've killed your best friend, your wife on your wedding night, and driven you to death by exhaustion, I guess I kinda feel sorry for your dead ass, creator."

I like how in the book, the "monster" only forgives his corpse. If Victor had been alive when he found him, he'd have ripped his head off and said "Finally I feel better"

An art piece by Goran Gligovic of a sword resting against a battered tree in front of a rocky dungeon entrance amidst a snowy field. The text says UNBAN GORAN GLIGOVIC.

Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.

Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.

Uh hey Coey.. this is really getting out of hand now, this piece is gonna RULE so hard, I'm kinda worried

I could write an article/essay, or even an entire book about why MST3K, Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, and movie riffing in general have been life-saving weapons against depression over the years.

I'm sure I'll write it someday.

Oh man you're right, for real..

The fight to remember we're not alone, that's what it's all about

You're just so good bro. So good 😭👍

Dude, thy grace befits a crown, and stuff!

This may be utterly absurd (it is, to anyone who hasn't seen the show) but to me, this moment from MST3K with @billcorbett.bsky.social returning as Krankor is one of the most heartwarming moments in television history.

If you watch Prince of Space THEN Neptune Men, you'll understand. Ya scum.

The monster Tereleth introduces himself to Kiiml

Tereleth asks Kiiml for a favor

Tereleth looks over his shoulder to check for eavesdroppers

Tereleth whispers, asking Kiiml to help him out of the ground

Eldritch Friends 5: Charity

The monster Tereleth introduces himself to Kiiml

Tereleth asks Kiiml for a favor

Tereleth looks over his shoulder to check for eavesdroppers

Tereleth whispers, asking Kiiml to help him out of the ground

Eldritch Friends 5: Charity

One fateful morning in the Byrne household:

"Wait... Stop right there, sweetie! Hold that pose! Don't move it!"

The End.

Sneak preview for a strange new creature

New Eldritch Friends is up for dolla donors on Patreon! Featuring a new friend, and an old one.

It's part of my cunning strategy to make people think the comic has stopped over and over, so they'll be psyched for each one! 🤪

Sneak preview for a strange new creature

New Eldritch Friends is up for dolla donors on Patreon! Featuring a new friend, and an old one.

Tuunbaq, from The Terror

A bulbous swamp dragon

An eldrazi from Magic: the Gathering

A gnarled tree root deity

Commissions Open! Treat yourself this Halloween with something adorable!
$150 B&W or Color
Message for details!

This is not normally my "Complaining Account" I shouldn't do this. I just.. dude.

Dating apps, bro.. I swear to God.

"Handle my sarcasm! True Crime! Oxford comma! (The fuck?),Tell ME what to wear to our date!"

This is like Tomie, you guys are clones of the same horrible person. Somebody kill me.

Dang yo, I thought you just watched the movies, but you had a full-on sleepover too?! That rules!

A very fun double-feature! You have such sights to see!