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Hardcore action gamer girl- fake gamers DNI (She/Her)

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i love and respect their variety but also if they just made infinity 20 times i wouldnโ€™t complain

16.09.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character wearing a straw hat and smiling ALT: a close up of a cartoon character wearing a straw hat and smiling
16.09.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve been having a lot of fun replaying galaxy 2 on my nintendo steam deck recently for *ahem* a lower cost

16.09.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ik itโ€™s kinda asshole behavior but at some point we need to just tell more people about emulation apparently cuz like if youโ€™re picking this up idk. kinda letting yoursef get ripped off lol.

16.09.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

somehow not even the worst character assassination dr has done lol

16.09.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
peko pekoyama from danganronpa holding a sword and posing

peko pekoyama from danganronpa holding a sword and posing

i was talking to a friend about danganronoa and just continue to be impressed by dogshit that series is in hindsight.

how do develop our cool swordswoman character? i know, make her entirely subservient to a male character and have no agency of her own

16.09.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you think hard drugs are a suitable substitute for a loving human relationship?

15.09.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m sure the next few games are gonna be just as good

15.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not true. when iโ€™m getting my monthly abortion i make sure to remind my chuds that thatโ€™s one less aryan tradwife who loves dota 2 in the world

15.09.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
evil scary realistic mario

evil scary realistic mario

this image appeared on my phone

15.09.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hideous father character: โ€œThink about it. Itโ€™s their fault for not being born transgenderโ€

Hideous daughter charactsr: โ€œYouโ€™re right! They shouldโ€™ve just been born transgender Theyโ€™re so stupid!โ€

Hideous father character: โ€œThink about it. Itโ€™s their fault for not being born transgenderโ€ Hideous daughter charactsr: โ€œYouโ€™re right! They shouldโ€™ve just been born transgender Theyโ€™re so stupid!โ€

15.09.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

asserting my GAMER superiority by being unable to get any of my friends into the games i like ๐Ÿ˜”

15.09.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

find your spider-pages

15.09.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lure them in the with the soupโ€ฆ then give them the famous kick move!

14.09.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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minuscule miscaculation

14.09.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

down you go

14.09.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it feels like a second wind to get even a single one of my friends to play it with me lol

14.09.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wish theyโ€™d brought him back in 5 tho i got no idea how theyโ€™d make him work as presumably one of vโ€™s familiars. spider just too funny tho

14.09.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the end of video game spinoffs that werenโ€™t mobile skinnerboxes was the death of society as a whole i think

13.09.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

many a great thinker has pissed here on these roads

13.09.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yamasks

13.09.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This office job drives me up the wall.
#screenshotsaturday

13.09.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 998    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

you see sega is a wholesome family company so they can be as greedy as they want but nintendo took down some fangames 10 years ago soโ€ฆ

(not a nintendo thumper btw)

13.09.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dude itโ€™s so clean damn

13.09.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i moderate the craziness of the digital world with a stabilizing routine of heroin and cocaine

13.09.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

alternatively mario sunshine movie where he rolls a watermelon for 90 mins

12.09.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

immediate contender for best mega

12.09.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

those who are not true believers will never understand us

12.09.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

somehow this empty field will still be more engaging than the backtracking in prime 1 hehe

12.09.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

triply so for majora even if that didnโ€™t have any of the gameplay issues the bright visuals are just a downgrade

12.09.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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