DarthHelloKitty all over the place

I saw the second one as unboxing the baby itself, as a metaphor for birth. It’s past my bedtime.

3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*

Early Arthropods

xkcd.com/3199/

We’re waiting for it to be done so we can get a free trial of HBO and binge. I’ve heard the tone has been light and I’d really love that.

I want Grand Theft Auto: Literature. I don’t even game but I would play that.

I don’t have instagram or twitter so I’m glad you’re sharing!

Yourself but as a cartoon:

Where are these posted? I can’t find goodomensprime on here

The Carriage

Yay! This is the second cartoon dealing with this poem and I hope to see many more!

xkcd.com/788/

4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 approaches Person 2 (with ponytail), sitting at desk with a laptop.] PERSON 1: Do you have an extension cord with prongs at both ends? Can I borrow it? PERSON 2: *NO!!!* (2) [Person 2 throwing up her hands.] PERSON 2: No one should *EVER* buy or make those! They start fires, destroy equipment, and risk electrocuting you or grid workers! PERSON 1: OK, OK, I get it. (3) PERSON 1: Can I just borrow a regular cord, then? PERSON 2: Sure. Here. [Person 2 hands cord to Person 1.] PERSON 1: The prongs aren’t important. I just thought they’d help anchor it to the wall. PERSON 2: Wait, what are you– (4) PERSON 1: I need it to help hold up the top half of the reflector for this plutonium core that I’m– PERSON 2: *AAAAAAAA!!!!* [Person 2 screams with hands on head as Person 1 walks away.]

Double-Pronged Extension Cord

xkcd.com/3198/

That’s so much fun! I love all the brightly colored clothes!

Hate when that happens

He must be pretty annoying considering they let Colin Robinson join!

Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend #smbc

Let me know who this is so I can be sure to block them too

WHAT???

Subject Rural sociology, poverty, family drama

Calling my senators is like summoning Satan and asking him to turn down the heat. They love all this.

I was just chatting with a friend about how you if Ewan McGregor was in a movie you had a pretty good chance of seeing him nude (which sadly ended when he did Phantom Menace).

I’m going “what? Weird Medieval Guy is a cute girl?!”

The band looks like it came with an Apple Watch.

I think he’s onto something!

This is GENIUS. This will be the year of playing research chicken for me!

Oh I am LOST - now she has a comment from 13 years later

I went to First Watch!

I initially read that as “lawyers” and thought yikes!

I’d like to know myself! My immune system is crap but I want to help.

But his latest wife gave him a healthy one so all is well!

Just in case I forget why he’s the worst Chris (that I can think of at the moment)

Tony Stark, seen here about to not run but DANCE with scissors at the Avengers Holiday Party, says hi!

Bruce, let’s make an evil robot again!

Oh hell no Tony.

Tony Stark, about to not run but DANCE with scissors at the Avengers Holiday Party, says hi.

He later tries to get Bruce to make an evil robot with him again for old times’ sake but Bruce is not having it.

One of the downfalls of working remotely!

OK, I have no clue, I just hopped in to phonesplain like a goofball XD