Tom Stow

I hope you know that you've put those of us who committed to boycotting the franchise after they failed to put you in the first one, in a really awkward situation now?

Gremlins would never have become a thing without the particular vision of Joe Dante.

It would be like getting someone other than Tim Burton to make an Edward Scissorhands sequel.

I love the way that this is begins as standard satire, but then really goes the extra mile to try and bluesky-proof itself for the hard-of-satire.

So, logically...the next one will be 'Godzilla Plus One'? It's about time we had a Kaiju romcom.

That's the bit that breaks my brain. I understand that we have a wildly unreliable media environment, and that we're bombarded with misinformation...but I don't understand how anyone watches and listens to Trump himself, and sees anything but a feeble-minded, desperately insecure man-child.

The super earnest 'seriously' is perfection. 🤣

Never apologise. When we can't trust our leaders to look out for us, we have to look out for one another. Thank you for doing a good thing here.

'I can see you, brown skin shining in the sun' does sound like something Cuomo would say too.

This starts in such a silly way, that it seemed hard to believe it could get much sillier. But it really, really, delightfully does.

These days, the word 'woke' seems to be used almost exclusively by stupid people to refer to stuff that they don't understand that thereby scares them and/or makes them angry.

The moment it's used in a pejorative sense, all I hear is 'I'm not very smart and easily scared.'

Yep. I think a lot of people are failing to recognise quite how good we have it right now.

I know people are hurt by past disappointments, and that there are no guarantees of winning anything, but if you can't enjoy being a fan at times like these, you're just letting the good stuff go by.

Seriously. The fact that this *isn't* an Onion story is breaking my brain.

If there *is* such a thing as eternal damnation....I really feel like this is the kind of thing it should be reserved for.

I don't think you'd feel such contempt if you could see their point of view.

That's like 200% to 1500% lower.

They don't live in the same reality that most of the rest of us do. Have no idea how tone deaf and condescending this sounds.

You want the abused to be more respectful to their abuser so you can keep cashing checks without pushback?

It's a lot easier to just do all of the weak, selfish, cowardly and cruel things that you want to do and tell yourself that they're not only right, but noble.

You're not racist, you're protecting your culture. You're not sexist, your following the bible/preserving the traditional family unit etc...

And when you find yourself wondering why your guitar is afraid to open up to you...this is why.

I won't lie...I chuckled when I thought of it.

You really have to have subatomic genitals to think this is cool.

Tyler is tired of only seeing virgins in the mirror.

Won't comment on the status of my Disney subscriptions, but will say that I saw you in Leicester Square earlier in the year, and it was one of my favourite gigs I've ever been to. The perfect mixture of righteous indignation that made me feel sane, and inspired silliness. It was pure joy. Thank you!

💯

Also because babies can only contain a finite amount of fluid. This bit is common sense. Too many injections and they explode.

Imagine consciously trying not to offend fascists and convincing yourself that you are still somehow doing the right thing.

That is lovely!

Thank you. ❤️

I think I've found this week the toughest of Trump's second term so far. Desperately looking for cause for optimism. I'll take whatever anyone's got?

It would just be nice if it felt like he was acting on principle, instead of generally just seeming panicked and reactionary. A leader who was actually prepared to lead would be pretty good right now.

This comparison feels harsh?

Shit can be used as fertiliser. It has value.

Exactly! Well said.