malamute mommy

Canis lupus familiaris

This may just be me freaking out over nothing but I’m so scared that because the NIH is moving away from approving research using lab animals, they’re going to start justifying using detainees and prisoners or parts of them as alternatives

Look at those teeth!!

I think the coolest thing about tattoos is that if you’re feeling insecure about a part of your body, you can just slap a tattoo on there and then you’re showing off cool art instead of a part of your body you feel bad about!

I hate autoclaves

Guys the Coldplay CEO was only a warmup 🙊

that doesn’t look very comfortable

finding these cans is the new holy grail of alcoholism. finally, a road soda with plausible deniability.

Really hope the guy i saw on the bridge last month is okay. I really think about him almost every day and I hope the cops were able to convince him not to jump.

The male loneliness epidemic is just natural selection and you can’t change my mind

Question for my friends in their 30s, 40s, and 50s.

How do you guys keep yourselves going through the whole day? I get through the work day and then i just completely crash. I’m getting 7-9 hours of sleep per night, exercising daily, and eating as well as i can for being poor.

I’m 27 and TIRED!!!

Everyone check on their dads this week, both Ozzy and Hulk Hogan are gone

damselfly

I haven’t watched Colbert in years (I’m a Seth Meyers girly) but holy fuck is it terrifying his show is being cancelled

I’m at work but I’d rather be at home enjoying the sunshine with my dog

Only smoked one today, thanks for the reminder to start seven more 🫡

Doodle of a snowman with text in a child's handwriting that reads, "I gave you all the clues". From the film The Snowman.

Trump every day of his entire life.

From a French Revolution museum exhibit in Paris… they wore jewelry with guillotines… ahahaha

This is a pair of guillotine earrings with the heads of Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI.

You got this!! Get that advanced degree girl!!!!!

I watched the hunger games movies again as an adult and my takeaway is that Peeta should have died in the first movie.

POV: you wake up with your cat laying on your chest and staring at you

My insurance decided that my psychiatrist is now out of network and they didnt notify me, and my provider also had no idea, but now i owe them $900 and im trying not to lose my mind about it.

It’s honestly incredible how the NYT consistently lets the dumbest people on planet earth write opinion articles

photo you’d use as an album cover

Also we’re having at least five to six trans people there so I’m also going to add on a rule that our trans guests get to kick out anyone who misgenders or deadnames them no questions asked.

I love that I get to plan my own wedding with my own rules. I’ve been bound by polite society for too long and now I get to be a complete menace and force my guests to listen to satanic prayers and they get punched if they object

Also it’s not a joke, we will be having a satanic wedding where Lucifer is praised

my plan for today? Same as always: Smoke weed and hate America

my sweet baby 😭