Simon Christiansen

BD Wong Apologizes for Racist Joke: ‘I’m Sorry if This Moment Tarnished Any Respect You May’ve Had For Me’ B.D. Wong apologizes after making a racist joke on social media, saying: "I’m sorry if this moment tarnished any respect you may’ve had for me."

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Why can't I stop reading this shit?

When It Happens It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...

"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But looking at the data (age, high-stress job, cardiac history), it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."

YouTube video by John Hinckley John Hinckley Sings “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream” Original Song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBJ...

I did not see this coming.

Superhero parody https://illuminatedcomics.github.io/captaindamage/

https://illuminatedcomics.github.io/sota/

Star Tide Shores cocreated with @henrygoeldner promos: https://illuminatedcomics.github.io/TSTS/

New pinned post 2025/05/12
I'm Livio, a cartoonist from Italy working under the name Illuminated. Along my long, perilous quest to make a massive comic, I make several smaller ones, mostly comical. Read them here or on my personal site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io

#comics #webcomics #webcomicday

EXPLAINING SOMETHING TO A BRITISH PERSON: ok imagine a butty,

If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.

roses are red
violets are blue

With America on My Last Fucking Nerve, I, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, Dissent You know me as the first Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court. Over the past three years, I’ve tried changing the system from within. I’ve wri...

"In the last court term, I wrote ten dissenting opinions, more than any other justice. Have you previewed the horror show on the docket for this term? Alito just winked at me and asked if it’s too soon to joke that I don’t have the brain processing power to do this job."

Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1

HOLY MOTHER FORKING SHIRTBALLS IT WORKED

arxiv.org/html/2511.15...

blog.zarfhome.com/2023/05/sydn...

‘Hullo, Pippin!’ he said. ‘So you’ve come on this little expedition, too? Where do we get bed and breakfast?’ ‘Now then!’ said Ugluk. ‘None of that! Hold your tongues. No talk to one another. Any trouble will be reported at the other end, and He’ll know how to pay you. You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach.’

Broke: "Meat is back on the menu."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."

Watching all your friends play Dispatch but they won't play Road to Empress

I keep confusing him with Paul W. S. Anderson, who also makes movies about loving his wife.

Did you read my post from last week about how contract woes caused me to withdraw an accepted story from F&SF, ending my 54-year quest to be published in that magazine? But wait (as the saying goes) — there's more! Scroll down at the link for an update. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...

Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.

"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Pink sunrise over Copenhagen

Sunrise in Copenhagen.

There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...

What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.

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I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa

new horror story about men, women, animals and appetites

please read and repost

medium.com/@leighalexan...

MOTTI: Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort—

VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)

It's pronounced jizz lane, and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.

Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.

have you read my new story? 🔪 Part 2 releases next week

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Part II of The Hunger, my new horror story, is here.

Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...

Post on Threads by "jaicilgin": "The common vices of most men: • Alcohol. • Smoking. • Drugs. • Gambling. • Porn. • Designer clothes. • Junk food. • Video games. Learn to control your inner self. Otherwise they’ll be your downfall." Reply from dril: "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good,"

I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.

Post on Threads by "jaicilgin": "The common vices of most men: • Alcohol. • Smoking. • Drugs. • Gambling. • Porn. • Designer clothes. • Junk food. • Video games. Learn to control your inner self. Otherwise they’ll be your downfall." Reply from dril: "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good,"

I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.

Interactive Detective Fiction on Steam

store.steampowered.com/bundle/18626...

Have you played mine? :)