Simon Christiansen

I'm finally watching Galavant, and I just wanted to say that rhyming "King Richard" with the queen "tilting pretty sharply bitchward" is the greatest lyric writing ever.

i wrote a novella

it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism

it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art

I have three Xyzzy awards. Surely, my name will add gravitas to the project.

From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral

From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral

‘Dopamine simply doesn’t work like that’: an interview with a user experience researcher:

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Vermis I - lost dungeons and forbidden woods Vermis I - Lost Dungeons and Forbidden Woodsthe official guideby Plastibooa LORE Game Book (loreGB)"Vermis I" is the first of an artbook series by the artist Plastiboo.A pure act of world-building ins...

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If you're into fictitious video game strategy guides, I can't recommend Vermis highly enough.

A credit from CONVOY reading “and Ernest Borgnine as Dirty Lyle”

The six words every woman wants to hear

an online listing for carved and painted wooden fish in a crate

tom wilkinson carrying a huge number of baguettes

hear me out: wooden toy play set but it's the tom wilkinson baguettes

Picture of August Derleth with perfect hair.

Broke: Showing my hairdresser af picture of young Stalin.
Woke: Showing him a picture of August Derleth.

Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays A Blue Jays tradition 🤗 Tytan, Houstyn, Jetsyn, and Lennyn Hoffman threw the First Pitch on Dad's bobblehead night 💙

nurse in the maternity ward should've been like, "Nah, ya can't put the Y there. You can put the Y at the end like Jerry or Joey, but not where you're putting it"

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

I typically don’t take strip suggestions from people, but I found this commission request to be pretty funny. Plus, As a kid I LOVED when Spider-Man and The Human Torch teamed up as good-natured rivals. Maybe we'll eventually get some of this in the MCU!

Forget Myst, my date and I are going to bond over the "In The Company of Whales" CD-ROM experience.

You should eat the cereal and write a review.

Peter Falk as Columbo, looking quizzically at someone off camera.

"You say you only used AI for placeholder text, but in that text was a response from the AI saying 'here's a revised version'. Here's what I don't understand - why revise placeholder text? You see my problem? It just doesn't make sense to me. Why revise something nobody was meant to see, unless..."

Los 2000 y la vida gamer: LAN Party de Merritt K - JOIA Merritt K revive las LAN parties: reuniones gamer noventeras donde jugar era sinónimo de comunidad, cables y conexión real

i was interviewed about my book LAN Party by the Chilean magazine JOIA 🙏 joiamagazine.com/los-2000-y-l...

YouTube video by Full Moon Matinee NIGHTMARE (1956). Edward G. Robinson. NO ADS! Film Noir. Crime Drama. Mystery.

the most honorable kind of entertainment job is "person who introduces late night movies but they're a security guard/trailer park guy/goth lady/etc" and i love that people are still doing it www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcrH...

Contact juggling at "Bas Under Buen" concert in Copenhagen. #contactjuggling

I'm not sure they are the "most" important, my family is "most" important to me. Yes they are treasured and value, but "most" important is my family. But not everybody comes form a good family, I get that.

watching Body Heat and i've realized that "it's hot and people are acting crazy" is one of my favorite genres

Speedrunner Del Boy clipping through the bar.

DUNERAKER

“Are we Grok?”

YouTube video by Simon Christiansen TOGETHER BnB - Original Gameplay Trailer

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I reuploaded the original gameplay trailer to YouTube since they took it down.

Save 50% on PataNoir on Steam The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.

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PataNoir is 50% off for the summer sale!

Nationally - Net Support For Mamdani's Policies:

Raises Taxes On Corporations/Millionaires: +43%
Free Child Care For Children Under 5 Years: +38%
Freezing Rent For Lower-Income Tenants: +38%
Government-Owned Grocery Stores: +20%
Eliminating Fares On Public Buses: +10%

YouGov / June 30, 2025

Companies That Tried to Save Money With AI Are Now Spending a Fortune Hiring People to Fix Its Mistakes Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

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I miss removing the rubber ball from my mouse and cleaning away the black gunk to make the cursor run smoothly again.

I shudder with pleasure just thinking about it.

Fireworks? Yeah, I sure hope it does!

Dumbass

Orc city smoldered burned down in the wake of battle The ground soaked in a knuckles depth of blood and ash The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen b the architect of its very destruction The orc wars were finally over There is noting more reviled than the orc said the elvish kk g

For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why: